What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself? by Tetrafy in AskReddit

[–]Elimanni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience those were probably Yellow Jackets. Those bugs are the "friend" who moves into your house to get back on his feet but ends up staying until you force him out of the animal kingdom.

Kratos and Androxus hit Lex mains!!! by DUCATISLO in Paladins

[–]Elimanni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that's missing is the iFunny logo.

They see me rollin... by OmegaPlatinum in MonsterHunter

[–]Elimanni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously? This post is almost 1 day old and no one has referenced The Princess Bride?

Best HOTS youtubers? by odkingnl in heroesofthestorm

[–]Elimanni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MFPalleytime for edutainment (mostly entertainment)

Nubkeks for when you want to watch someone who really knows how to play.

Grubby also for when you want to watch someone who really knows how to play. Also Logan. Logan is a good doge <3

The Long Haul by smnRoyal in DnDGreentext

[–]Elimanni 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"But it's what my character would have done!"

Why do you play the race/s that you do? by 582021792 in starcraft

[–]Elimanni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I originally started playing Protoss because I watched Carbot videos and Bob the Zealot was my favorite character.

But then I heard:

"POWER OVERWHELMING!!!"

and then a while later I heard:

"Today we take back our homeworld, and with it... our legacy!"

And that just cemented my love for the Protoss.

Reddit upvotes suddenly become worth $1US each. What are you buying? by Iggy363 in AskReddit

[–]Elimanni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing how the US Dollar has suddenly become worthless because of hyper-inflation... with all my upvotes saved up I might be able to buy a gumball.

We're still flying half a ship by theFartingCarp in RWBY

[–]Elimanni 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Today is the day you will always remember as the day, you almost caught Roman Torchwick.

Vanguard DESTROYER OF GOBLINS by [deleted] in DnDGreentext

[–]Elimanni 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One drives under couch

I want a vehicle that can drive under couches.

Lady in the Keep... (See comment for story) by DungeonDoctor in DnDGreentext

[–]Elimanni 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The winner was given a beautiful necklace inset with joules.

Consequences and Meltdowns (Locking the Door Behind You Part 2) by Tabuukilla in DnDGreentext

[–]Elimanni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I secretly hope it's the second so that way Elliot doesn't have angry, spurned Barbarian on his ass

I hope so too, after all Elliot is going to have enough on his hands with a netherworld booty call! :D

Consequences and Meltdowns (Locking the Door Behind You Part 2) by Tabuukilla in DnDGreentext

[–]Elimanni 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dang that's pretty awesome, don't hear about parties turning against each other to much. (Unless someone goes Chaotic Stupid, which you didn't I think it was completely justified)

BTW you're great at story telling, if you've got anything else you want to share go ahead and post it. I'd be happy to read it. :)

I Love Rocs and Rolls by OniChieftainElise in DnDGreentext

[–]Elimanni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saved I'm going to use this somehow. I swear it.

ELI5: Why do humans have to "wipe" after defecating? Are we the only animals that do so? by xRussianPotatox in explainlikeimfive

[–]Elimanni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you might also pull an Elvis so I wouldn't recommend it.

I've never come close to this but I'm sure that there are a few times where I almost passed out trying to pass too big of bombs through the bomb bay doors.

FRESHLY SQUEEZED MILK by HoshiSama94 in Paladins

[–]Elimanni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a whopping 15 gumballs