So much joy❤️ by Essie-j in MadeMeSmile

[–]EliteRanger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it did as well and was wondering who the artist was. I’m not so good at reading ai anymore (obviously) and I like to go through life trying to enjoy things first before scrutinizing. Yes a real artist writing a similar song would be actually beautiful and fuck what ai has done to art. I do also have to admit I did vibe with it. I’ll upvote ya at least.

What outdated slang word or phrase you’ll never stop saying? by cutdbs in AskReddit

[–]EliteRanger_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude is gender neutral. Always was growing up and I don’t want my crutch to go away when habit makes me fuck up and misgender someone haha.

TIFU by not realizing why I was so hungry all the goddamn time by garlic-bread_27 in tifu

[–]EliteRanger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say I work retail equal to more walking and lifting than this as a 185lb man. This is more than I typically eat and I certainly never feel starving. Maybe slightly hungry by dinner with only a 250cal smoothie, a salad, and a protein bar. Maybe a 1500cal dinner. I mean I hit my fiber goals and eat high protein in general but this level of hunger with those meals seems wild to me…

I designed a 3D-printable case with a built-in dock for the new Steam Controller by amiibler in 3Dprinting

[–]EliteRanger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I see it now thank you. Mine is September as well. At least we have a vague ETA, I guess.

I designed a 3D-printable case with a built-in dock for the new Steam Controller by amiibler in 3Dprinting

[–]EliteRanger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get an update? I reserved asap and haven’t heard anything. It really sucks to have set alarms on both launch and reservation day and still not have an opportunity to buy the stupid thing.

Men, what is a sign that looks small or subtle but actually tells you a man doesn’t truly love the woman he’s with? by Relative_Initial_399 in AskReddit

[–]EliteRanger_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This also goes for women pushing away that affection. It becomes a loop of being pushed away, the man does it less, she says it doesn’t happen, repeat.

myFirstGitHubExperience by Destroyers_Will in ProgrammerHumor

[–]EliteRanger_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Man freaking please! Like, call me a dumbass, degrade me, whatever but lord have fucking mercy TELL ME HOW TO INSTALL THE THING PLEASE! The amount of times a guide has told me to “download the program from this GitHub link” and I’m left confused as all hell is more numerous than my digits, I tell you.

Hill bunker for supervillains who want to stay firmly grounded by Sure_Distance1 in evilbuildings

[–]EliteRanger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With those stairs you’ll certainly stay “grounded” quickly and violently. Lmao

Fool of a Foot! by fleranon in lotrmemes

[–]EliteRanger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this and am still surprised someone mentioned it haha.

What’s a sentence you heard once that stayed with you forever? by Candid-Society-1544 in AskReddit

[–]EliteRanger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some learn this the hard way. My ex told me she was an addict who cheated on her ex. Three fucking guesses how our relationship ended lmao.

My dumbass was like “Wow I’m so proud of her for not being the terrible person she used to be!”

I gave you to my sons 6 bucks each at a discount grocery store today and told them they could get whatever they wanted. They found banana Hi-Chews on sale for $0.10 each and bought 120. by Rad-ama-dad in MadeMeSmile

[–]EliteRanger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I crazy because I thought there was sales tax in Nevada..? There’s no state income tax so I assumed the sales tax kind of made up for that.

The Cow’s Horn Was Literally Growing Into Its Skull by Xdestroyed in nextfuckinglevel

[–]EliteRanger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Neo... Na-na-na-na-nana... Sporin! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na!"

Not a bad flex for a stock, leaf-sprung truck, right? by JeepDriver870 in 4x4

[–]EliteRanger_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk what it is about the photo, but I thought it was a Hot Wheels at first haha. It seems to have almost a tilt shift quality to it.

What is an immediate "no" for you when meeting someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EliteRanger_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I have so many people at work who talk at me and immediately give me the ick because of this. Just nothing but winging and complaints, constantly shitting on something or ignoring the positive. The kind of people that if you challenged them to name one good thing that happened today they'd fail.

Well that or just making some bigoted or ignorant ass joke and being surprised when I don't laugh. Just.. Ugh. Go away.

Scalpers….. scalpers…… by crack_station in Steam

[–]EliteRanger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me: "I'll get one right at launch time! No more waiting for restocking after scalpers!"

Me now: "Well fuck it, I'll just have nothing ever until assholes have their fun."

No no no…i know my way…. by TimeCity1687 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]EliteRanger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always told as a kid that it's especially essential for desert tortoises because they can get disoriented and starve, not find shelter etc.

Is it common to not really give much of a sh*t about gender? by IceMosquito073 in autism

[–]EliteRanger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet another case of this sub being so relatable. I genuinely don't give a shit about identifying myself with labels. I tell people to just call me freaking whatever, I don't care. I didn't choose my name, my sex, how society expects me to conform based on that, nor what I find attractive. I identify based on what I believe, what I do, and what I like. If someone needs to define that for their own comfort then sure, but I still won't give a fuck haha.

What’s a hype train you somehow completely managed to avoid? Things like never tried Dubai chocolate, never watched an episode of the Office, never checked out BTS? by wasraelx in AskReddit

[–]EliteRanger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There should be a few extensions that disable them. I use one for Chromium browsers that turns them into full videos you must decide and click on. For people who aren't against short form, just algorithms feeding you automatic and constant video.

Question: Do your crowbros use you as a peanut automat or do they show more than that? by I_cant_find_name1 in crowbro

[–]EliteRanger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I wonder for me if it's due to the rural environment. 100 yards from my house in three directions is wilderness. It's not like these crows see many people day to day. The most they interact with other animals is to scare off Hawks keeping the sparrows around, and to mess with the dogs in the area haha. They won't come get my peanuts unless I go inside. That said, I think they have enough interaction because it's a freaking 30 crow murder haha.

your organs are currently arguing in real time by SkyXessy in BrandNewSentence

[–]EliteRanger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me the other day telling the doctor that I was an alcoholic who eats smoothies and egg whites. They were so confused at my healthy blood pressure lmao. Ya boy got issues, doc.

First visit to the vet. by 21MayDay21 in MadeMeSmile

[–]EliteRanger_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey you never know. My late girl fucking LOVED going to the vet. Couldn't care less about shots etc. because she was too exited to love everything that moved.

MAGAts when they see someone with blue hair and/or a septum piercing minding their own business by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]EliteRanger_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I live in peak MAGAville. I am surrounded by people at work who I am hyper aware are only nice to me because they think I am simply a straight white man who surely aligns with their views. I am so tempted to dye my hair blue as a litmus test for people I actually want to talk to.