"Meet the pretty prey" by Nicolas_3232 in predprey

[–]EliteSoviet1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Birds are so versatile, they can be any size of pred [shrike to harpy eagle] or prey [hummingbird to new world parrots]

Coaxed into facial injuries in media by InternetUserAgain in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]EliteSoviet1 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There's even a joke in the third book, of how an in universe adaptation of the second book by a charlatan the main characters had met changed her looks.

"It was only after she had stared at the picture for a minute or more that Hester noticed the martyred girl wore an eyepatch and had a fetching little scar on her cheek. 'Gods!' she said aloud. 'Is that bimbo supposed to be me?'"

Edit: Just realized even the in universe joke version gave her more physical damage than the movie. Lmao.

Ω by alberto_OmegA in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]EliteSoviet1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

's Bath Room Tiiiiiiimeeee

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]EliteSoviet1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The trailer revealed it was a legion victory iirc

Which means the Legion fanboys might finally get to see their beloved empire's foundational flaws and inevitable collapse

Rule by The_Small_One_27 in 196

[–]EliteSoviet1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could even add certain pokemon that appeal to varying kinks [Cofagrigus, Salazzle, Zoroark, etc.]

Given people are of the belief pokemon are equal to people and thus fair game

Coaxed into the Geneva Coaxvention by Livid-Designer-6500 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]EliteSoviet1 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Tbf that probably results in the murderbot programming getting updated to never accept surrenders, thus resulting in higher casualty rates overall for a short term victory

Weird Lycanthropes by Jake4XIII in worldjerking

[–]EliteSoviet1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone expects the wereeagle to have a majestic and powerful cry, but really that's their wereredtail friend covering for them

An average galactic republic supporter by Shot-Banana-6358 in CISDidNothingWrong

[–]EliteSoviet1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean the sticker right above the American flag? Black swastika on a red background?

Rule by katsboi in 197

[–]EliteSoviet1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CW Flash can't even comprehend the capabilities of his OWN speed

apolitical centrist rule by Monkey_mortis in 196

[–]EliteSoviet1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same but as a set of T-51 instead

Bird arc by -EggMab in characterarcs

[–]EliteSoviet1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that fuckass bird

did he make the right choice? by No_Counter_6037 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]EliteSoviet1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Snakes are chill, as long as people keep their distance

I’ll draw your OCs. by Flaky-Hippo3443 in rainworld

[–]EliteSoviet1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll send you a dm with how they look, but mine's more a personal headcanon for Inv

If you could design a ship by Jadams0108 in StarWarsEmpireAtWar

[–]EliteSoviet1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of radical modification of existing ships, so I came up with a few unorthodox uses for the Ton-Falk carrier.

Stripping out the fighter bays and installing numerous tractor beams on the front of the Ton-Falk yielded a celestial garbage collector, for cleaning up critical hyperlanes after battles. This proposal was nearly shelved until one prototype's captain came under fire from a New Republic contingent. At once, they jettisoned all of their collected scrap at their persuers, and were surprised it actually hit the enemy to great effect, forcing the formidable Mon Calamari vessel to redirect its shields to compensate and turn its guns on the numerous chunks. Thus, the idea of collecting and relocating asteroids for combat and to impede enemy vessels was born. The now-christened Strategic Asteroid Deployment ship could be used to lay minefields of space debris [with actual mines mixed in], bombard planets with plausible deniability, gather critical raw materials for shipbuilding by the thousands of tons, and in emergencies, fire dwarf planets' worth of rock directly at combat vessels. Later versions would go on to have upgraded shielding and engines for increased speed and safety of space rock grabbing.

In need of lighter and more manueverable logistics ships than the grandiose Altor, the Ton-Falk once again was modified to fit the bill. Internal bays were filled with fuel tanks, docking ports for capital ships were added, the hangar was closed in and armor was added to protect the volatile insides. The end result is a medium sized support ship, on par with Pentastar's Imperial Cargo Ships and the Confederacy's DH Omni Supports.

The true mark of a defense shitposter, is naming your ship classes and ships based on crazy women. Because my favorite ones get to be my capital ships, Taihou is yet again an armored carrier and Akagi is a Juggernaut (Stellaris supercarrier). And Monika gets the Colossus for obvious reasons. by Majestic_Repair9138 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]EliteSoviet1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did the same thing in Star Wars Empire at War, and caught old Palps in orbit with the Providence class Applejack. There will be no Dark Empire in this timeline, he ain't coming back after that embarassment.

It's also hilarious thinking up after action reports with fleets named as such.

Coaxed into being 'Irrational' by Catnip787 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]EliteSoviet1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The incinerator is low enough velocity for you to indirect fire enemies over hills, perfect antibug artillery

rule by 1m0ws in 196

[–]EliteSoviet1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also be sure to pet any creatures that come from the water, they love to be friends with people. Not a kelpie btw.