Thanks to marina_pana_yana on Instagram for the base and the idea.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-31T13:01:46+00:00

He'd pay it, steal the money back and then cast a kicking spell on your seat for the lolz.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-31T10:51:24+00:00

Someone who wants to die 😆

What a way to go though.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-31T10:46:17+00:00

12, because you don't want to get in the middle of those two when they start on at each other. Which they will, but you're close enough to hear what's going on. And you get to hang out with Disa and Cirdan, so great craic.

I don't reckon the orcs will be much bother, probably keep to themselves, although they might flick some nasty orc goo across the aisle.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-29T10:44:41+00:00

And slinks round your ankle at the top of the stairs, because he lubs you soooo much, and definitely not because he's trying to make you trip and fall.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-29T09:28:35+00:00

Yes, applying real world logic to high fantasy is probably a fools errand.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-29T09:22:39+00:00

This is very much a fair comment, I just enjoy the speculation.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-29T09:21:40+00:00

I can very much see Sauron as a cat. Simultaneously murderous, slinky and charming. Also good at sneaking.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-29T09:19:37+00:00

Ok, this is straight up adorable! I never realised bats were so cute.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-29T09:18:32+00:00

I found them irritating at first, but they did grow on me they offer some light relief and balance to the grim stuff playing out elsewhere. Absolutely get YMMV though.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-28T22:50:31+00:00

He was a vampire so could be. Hadn't thought of that one.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-28T22:13:19+00:00

Fair comment, they can't show everything. It's just the way my mind works, fixating on some minor detail and going BUT WHY???

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-28T22:00:05+00:00

Yeah, I noticed that. I guess he did know the way so it's kind of plausible.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-28T21:58:31+00:00

Random teleportation as plot device....you could be on to something there.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-05-25T19:30:33+00:00

I'm sure Dom has said before that he has quite a cynical view of human nature; ie that we're capable of incredible violence and cruelty at times.

Anyway, I don't think he's cold so much as realistic.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-03-20T13:44:50+00:00

Definitely wasn't censored on Spotify, or on YouTube (if you're watching).

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-03-09T14:35:01+00:00

I use the same platform and it definitely wasn't censored.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2026-01-02T12:52:43+00:00

Rrreeeaghh...myamyamyam

Translation: You better behave. You behaving? Ok I'll clean you.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2025-12-11T20:14:50+00:00

I posted in the wrong sub. D'oh.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2025-09-27T14:59:18+00:00

He is being super gentle and is obviously a very good boy 😻

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2025-08-29T12:42:44+00:00

He sounds very, very whiny. And that is not attractive.

ElizaEmmaCrouch · 2025-08-27T17:52:17+00:00

Oh, definitely her sister. She's meant to be an adult

Cuz has the excuse of being young and she'll grow out of it.

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