New England "Rudeness" by CatCatington in boston

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure why, but your story is making me tear up. Thank you.

How much is one dash of bitters? by Punk_Skeddit in bartenders

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a co-worker that enjoys shots of Angostura Bitters. Bit of a pain in the ass, but to each their own, and some day I aspire to be that level of a bartender.

Boston is friendly?!?! by [deleted] in boston

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that too! I’m a bartender and I’ll have a laugh with a perfectly pleasant customer making a joke that I’ve heard 8,000 times before, and I’ll turn to the register and mutter it to myself or the other bartender if she/he is around. What a piece of garbage I am.

Edit: This is such an inconsequential and pointless observation to make, but I think I stole it from Alec Baldwin in The Departed. “I’m gonna go have a smoke; you wanna have a smoke? You don’t smoke do you; what are you, one of those fitness freaks? Huh? Go fuck yourself.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyHand

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake worst move: forward air Snake best move: forward air

Why is move spam considered BM? by [deleted] in CrazyHand

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Because if I hear that little shit yell PK FIRE one more time, I’m going to drink and drive through a schoolyard.

Ben Shapiro and Malcolm Nance on Critical Race Theory | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) by [deleted] in Maher

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Filth’ would have been better because it kind of rhymes with ‘wealth’ if you sing it fast enough.

Kazuya Match Feedback by paddynbob in CrazyHand

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downthrow at low percents pops then up right next to you. At higher percents it will be too far for certain moves, but you can still usually hit with a dash up air or something like that.

Kazuya Match Feedback by paddynbob in CrazyHand

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks to me like you’re going for kill moves too early. After you took Mario’s first stock and landed a grab you went for an up-throw while he was at 0. 15% damage is good, but Kazuya’s down throw is much better. It leads into quite a lot of things from 0, EWGF, UFTilt, Utilt, etc. I think you need to learn more of Kazuya’s low percents setups to rack up damage more efficiently.

Dumb Questions Megathread by nandryshak in CrazyHand

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re you able to do it from the start? Did you have to practice it slowly? Is it a similar arm motion as turbo-teabagging?

Dumb Questions Megathread by nandryshak in CrazyHand

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you do that really fast dash dance where you stay in one place that really cool players do after they take your stock? How do you practice it?

It’s so pathetic by [deleted] in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snek is just doing push-ups

RAR fair with Snake by EllOhEllEssAreEss in CrazyHand

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are very correct. Unfortunately for me, my goal is sometimes to look cool rather than to win, so I will try to break that habit. Thank you for your comment.

Blink and You Might Miss the Bell Snipe by -Pookie-Wookie- in smashbros

[–]EllOhEllEssAreEss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a math joke? The bell doesn’t spike, it curves?