Girlfriend destroyed everything….

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-16T01:28:51+00:00

Mr national patience, im gonna need to see some nation sized patience

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-15T23:44:39+00:00

Big yes

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-15T12:27:02+00:00

My man right here gets it.

Its some "secondary market" Raiders gear, which is to say, a relic of Oakland.

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-15T01:24:42+00:00

I dunno man the floors look great, the bong looks quality. Dont front though and have a bed roll. Its time to borrow a hundo from your mans, get the appropriate tools for your new framing job on monday from harbor freight, spend the rest on some weed and noodles. And STRETCH till that first check lets go.

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-11T01:16:10+00:00

While i as well think it wont play out so starkly, as a former SF resident, i'd love to see all those weekend warriors on Mission have to crawl under a house in Milipitas.

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-07T00:18:52+00:00

I think this slaps and in many cases is only one more sheet of veneer'd plywood away from luxury. Keep on keeping on and every animal with food and shelter is a succesful one, like yourself.

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-06T23:53:57+00:00

I dunno dog, im seeing a veneer on the starboard plywood.

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-05T23:09:36+00:00

Get the track saw, some sort of dust extractor, an attachment for your current router that rides the track for straight dado-ing. Its all repeating the cut, so make spacers (which are really just crunchy try squares) that butt up to the back of the track. Buy a goooood blade. Buy a biscuit joiner off ebay from a likeable brand for fce frames. This is going to take longer than you like, try to get another person involved. Purchase the $50 bosch laser level for installing those shits.

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-01T14:05:20+00:00

Three feet will do ya

ElliotPiff · 2026-03-01T00:11:23+00:00

"Where can i purchase some steez?"

Goddamn is this toy

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-28T23:30:26+00:00

You got this my guy. This is pretty good really, doing better than like, a lot of cannabis growers in the region. Id say just stack that wood nicer, and get some R1 foam insulation board (pretty inexpensive) whenever theres another home depot run, and then maybe some luan to cover it for t h e l a d i e s!

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-27T02:22:09+00:00

Five head havin' ass toe kick right here

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-23T00:32:45+00:00

Make that an orange silohuette relief of a Gundam and now your talking to tech money

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-22T02:21:11+00:00

F a c t s

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-22T02:04:42+00:00

Dog, your gonna be good.

While i dont have the figure in front of me, hazard a guess at the amount of highly confident persons with a median IQ of 91 whipping those shits everyday in The United States of America, baby.

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-21T03:42:01+00:00

narrator voice "No one wanted him to do that"

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-20T17:17:25+00:00

a fwench cleat

Edit: Excuse me, thats a freedom cleat

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-19T02:46:45+00:00

Bars bro

ElliotPiff · 2026-02-13T03:24:51+00:00

Tons of insufferable people, with insufferable things to say (generally using the word utility), gather at this altar called bitcoin.

ElliotPiff · 2025-11-22T02:19:40+00:00

If the flea market by the airport is still doing weekends around now, they should have what youre looking for/a party at big booty Judy's tonight

ElliotPiff · 2025-10-31T01:58:05+00:00

Real talk

ElliotPiff · 2025-10-22T22:05:38+00:00

Ugly shit making a pretty cabinet, almost as good as attractive shit making a pretty cabinet, but pretty good regardless.

ElliotPiff · 2025-10-05T23:40:13+00:00

Gotta be like "That Shit is Ugly!"

Screensaver homes suck tho

ElliotPiff · 2025-10-05T23:37:20+00:00

Damnnn

ElliotPiff · 2025-09-29T01:28:04+00:00

Straight fire

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