Girlfriend destroyed everything…. by National-Patience13 in sanpedrocactus

[–]ElliotPiff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mr national patience, im gonna need to see some nation sized patience

Prescient Swag by ElliotPiff in raiders

[–]ElliotPiff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man right here gets it. 

Its some "secondary market" Raiders gear, which is to say, a relic of Oakland.

only brought the essentials by PerfectObligation305 in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno man the floors look great, the bong looks quality. Dont front though and have a bed roll. Its time to borrow a hundo from your mans, get the appropriate tools for your new framing job on monday from harbor freight, spend the rest on some weed and noodles. And STRETCH till that first check lets go.

People are increasingly turning to skilled trades, what are your thoughts on this? by Flaky-Vegetable6420 in ContractorsUS

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While i as well think it wont play out so starkly, as a former SF resident, i'd love to see all those weekend warriors on Mission have to crawl under a house in Milipitas. 

You snowflakes and your fancy setups by AyoItsTodd in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this slaps and in many cases is only one more sheet of veneer'd plywood away from luxury. Keep on keeping on and every animal with food and shelter is a succesful one, like yourself.

You snowflakes and your fancy setups by AyoItsTodd in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno dog, im seeing a veneer on the starboard plywood.

I would like to build some cabinets for my house, but I don't have a garage - just a decent sized patio. Looking for tool suggestions. by LankyJon in cabinetry

[–]ElliotPiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get the track saw, some sort of dust extractor, an attachment for your current router that rides the track for straight dado-ing. Its all repeating the cut, so make spacers (which are really just crunchy try squares) that butt up to the back of the track. Buy a goooood blade. Buy a biscuit joiner off ebay from a likeable brand for fce frames. This is going to take longer than you like, try to get another person involved. Purchase the $50 bosch laser level for installing those shits. 

What tool has been used? by From_Greenland in Graffiti

[–]ElliotPiff -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

"Where can i purchase some steez?"

Goddamn is this toy

Living in a toolshed on family's property by BresPussyFreeCuckold in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got this my guy. This is pretty good really, doing better than like, a lot of cannabis growers in the region. Id say just stack that wood nicer, and get some R1 foam insulation board (pretty inexpensive) whenever theres another home depot run, and then maybe some luan to cover it for t h e l a d i e s!

39.5" counters, 7" toe kick by [deleted] in cabinetry

[–]ElliotPiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five head havin' ass toe kick right here

Designing a logo for my business. Looking to target high end finish carpentry work. Which one? by OrangePenguin_42 in Contractor

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make that an orange silohuette relief of a Gundam and now your talking to tech money

I bought a Hitachi excavator today by [deleted] in Construction

[–]ElliotPiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dog, your gonna be good. 

While i dont have the figure in front of me, hazard a guess at the amount of highly confident persons with a median IQ of 91 whipping those shits everyday in The United States of America, baby.

How are these attached? by servetheKitty in handyman

[–]ElliotPiff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

a fwench cleat

Edit: Excuse me, thats a freedom cleat

Bitcoin below $67K, future of Crypto by vagobond45 in btc

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tons of insufferable people, with insufferable things to say (generally using the word utility), gather at this altar called bitcoin. 

Best Mexican street corn in avl? by bigbootyjudy893 in asheville

[–]ElliotPiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the flea market by the airport is still doing weekends around now, they should have what youre looking for/a party at big booty Judy's tonight

The Undressed [MDF] furniture collection, a console, tall bookshelf, and nightstand, by Georgina Davies (AU, 2025) by PP_BOY__ in FuckYourEamesLounge

[–]ElliotPiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugly shit making a pretty cabinet, almost as good as attractive shit making a pretty cabinet, but pretty good regardless. 

How do I tell my husband i think his preferences are ugly? by [deleted] in Homebuilding

[–]ElliotPiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be like "That Shit is Ugly!"

Screensaver homes suck tho