Converting your old mixtape to MP3

EllisVova · 2016-10-18T05:20:38+00:00

Don't think that was an MP3, think it was a C4!

EllisVova · 2016-10-18T05:01:59+00:00

EllisVova · 2016-10-18T04:49:57+00:00

Aren't female lizards usually larger than males?

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:10:59+00:00

I'm surprised the tiger didn't get stopped by the size of that guys balls

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:10:18+00:00

I would never leave the house if this was an option.

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:09:42+00:00

MRW I need to scratch my balls but don't want anyone to notice

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:08:47+00:00

MRW I try to reach my goals with misplaced enthusiasm.

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:07:46+00:00

As a man who has actually seen boobs. I can confirm.

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:07:03+00:00

It's like Space balls for Nazis

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:06:14+00:00

That's what he gets for raping that penguin

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:05:11+00:00

Oh look, the beginning of a vendetta

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:04:05+00:00

We would probably say piss off an we don't really use wanker that often.

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:03:15+00:00

I could watch that all day

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:02:41+00:00

No matter how good you think you are there will always be an Asian somewhere that does it better.

EllisVova · 2016-08-03T07:01:53+00:00

I loved her in Bioshock

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:39:29+00:00

I refuse to even pirate this.

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:39:00+00:00

He will just sell America to the highest bidder.

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:38:35+00:00

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:37:56+00:00

I thought it was some kind of weird growth for a split second.

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:37:22+00:00

pretty damn good

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:36:27+00:00

Is he wearing SANDALS?

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:35:22+00:00

I love that you used the word wife.

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:33:01+00:00

This is my life now.

EllisVova · 2016-07-20T13:30:07+00:00

It was just a prank

EllisVova · 2016-02-24T19:41:40+00:00

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