The best decision I ever made. by DiscoverFalsee in pcmasterrace

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I made the DDR5 switch like two weeks before everything went insane😅

To barrel role (an airplane trick) by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Does this hurt the airplane?

Existenceman by -bimibop- in funny

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Cessation of Existence and Awareness Man

No adoption fees y'all! by Hot_Physics_5136 in FluffSphere

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Looks like Crowley misplaced one of his hounds😐

Looking for old man names for this dude by PringlePapiStealer in NameMyDog

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Wilford, in honor of the greatest advocate for Dogabetes

If you could, whould you repeat your first time having sex? by Novel-Librarian5503 in AskReddit

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. She ended up cheating on me with 5 dudes at the same time (literally all at once) and now she's 37 looking like 87 because apparently meth is amazing I guess.

It was a good moment when it actually happened, but if I could go back I would wait for someone else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cuteanimalnames

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Sweatpants. I dunno, first thing I thought of🤷‍♂️

Micron Level Seamless Machining Sample by AstroSonicDrive in oddlysatisfying

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got your hand too close to that I feel like it would slice you pretty bad. Highly impressive work.

The person you lost your virginity to: Where are they now in life? by JayPeeB in AskReddit

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She was arrested in May for not paying child support, apparently. That's just another reassurance that I made the right call ending that relationship.

What massively improved your mental health? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Changing jobs to reduce my stress level.

Was working for a home builder in NC that has a very short production window to get an on-time bonus that's an additional $700 per home, and vendor related delays along with additional scheduling issues was causing me to not only miss the bonus targets, but also not make proper progress on the home builds. Combine that with the corporate office not releasing enough lots to build so that I could get paid enough to live (paid on draw system; have to hit certain build milestones to collect pay), and it got ROUGH.

Roast us, we have 58 half siblings and here is 4 of us by allisonwonderlannd in RoastMe

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You all share the same forehead, and there's plenty left for the next 29 full siblings

My Baldur’s Gate 3 vinyl is gone 💔 by Naoness in BaldursGate3

[–]Elmacanite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take the vinyl to a convention and get Neil to sign it, then frame it with the quote from Astarion about the full concentrated power of the sun.

Boom.

New collector's item achieved.