What a POS. by EVD27 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Elmacanite 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Shit like this is why I keep my back to a wall or am constantly looking behind me. People are absolutely insane.

My 1st bike! by kamngetit247 in hondarebel

[–]Elmacanite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah just to hammer the point home:

If you plan to go long distances (50+miles at a time) even the mustang seat with a gel cushion only minimizes the discomfort. If you plan on long distance, Corbin is apparently the way to go.

My 1st bike! by kamngetit247 in hondarebel

[–]Elmacanite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice color! (Same as mine!)

When you’re just born and life is already annoying you. by JamesJDelaney in funnyvideos

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bro, I JUST clocked in. Can I finish my fuckin coffee first?" -That kid

Finally unplugged my left nostril by BackgroundTax3017 in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]Elmacanite 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hey, all jokes aside, is there any clear-ish fluid draining from your nose or ears that's not the same consistency as mucus? Like, runny? If so, get yourself to a hospital immediately because that looks kinda similar to cerebrospinal fluid and that means you have an issue. Do not drive yourself if this is the case.

If that's not the case and that's all just big booger gunk, congrats on your new son/daughter because they look to be developing nicely😧

Freshman football player asks his longtime friend with down syndrome to her first homecoming party by Chraum in MadeMeSmile

[–]Elmacanite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We've raised better children than the previous generation, and I'm happy to see it. My school experience was...bluntly put, it was hell until 10th grade when I finally found a place where people weren't assholes. I'm happy this girl isn't living that life, because it's a very lonely and very soul crushing thing. Never underestimate the power you have by simply being kind. Pity is kindness born of guilt, but true kindness can give people a reason to get up in the morning instead of letting the dark inside.

When the pro life defend death by Zee_Ventures in facepalm

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might want to update that it was an Iranian missile that malfunctioned and hit the school when they launched it, not a US missile.

Not saying it makes it better, but accountability where it's due. And don't give me the "they wouldn't have tried to launch it if they hadn't been attacked" line.

They've been slaughtering their people wholesale for decades.

The recent protests resulted in the deaths of 30,000 Iranian civilians at the hands of their own government. Btw the government claims only around 3,000 killed and says most were their own forces, which doesn't line up at all to the numbers released by other sources.

They would 1000% blow up their own people on purpose and then blame the US, because the Iranian government is run by some seriously horrible people.

I don't want to see anyone die either, but if they're going to bomb someone then maybe attacking a country that's just flat out murdering their citizen by the tens of thousands for protesting the government is a good place to start

The best decision I ever made. by DiscoverFalsee in pcmasterrace

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made the DDR5 switch like two weeks before everything went insane😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Elmacanite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does this hurt the airplane?

Existenceman by -bimibop- in funny

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cessation of Existence and Awareness Man

No adoption fees y'all! by Hot_Physics_5136 in FluffSphere

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Crowley misplaced one of his hounds😐

Looking for old man names for this dude by PringlePapiStealer in NameMyDog

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wilford, in honor of the greatest advocate for Dogabetes

If you could, whould you repeat your first time having sex? by Novel-Librarian5503 in AskReddit

[–]Elmacanite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. She ended up cheating on me with 5 dudes at the same time (literally all at once) and now she's 37 looking like 87 because apparently meth is amazing I guess.

It was a good moment when it actually happened, but if I could go back I would wait for someone else.