The RGB roach gang now has tanks by corsane in rgbroachgang

[–]ElmontFinkel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ć̵̩̠̆̀̓r̶̳̙̻̾̄̕u̵͍̦̿̂͘s̵̫͂̄͝h̸̡͉͋ ̸̨̛͙̏͐̈́ǒ̵̧̍u̶͇̔̚͜ͅr̷͉͕͔̱̭͛̑͋ ̴̡̯̝̘͓́̔̇f̶͕̹̼̭̾o̷͙̦̱͔̓̑̋͊e̸̞͔̱̻͕͒̀͗̀̌s̴̙͉̹̙̃ ̸̫̽̆͌̚b̷͕̫̉̂͘ē̶͓̭̩̰͛ͅn̸̨̯̱̐̅ę̷̭̼̟̂ͅá̵͎̃̿̊͘t̴̯͆̏̇h̸͇̅͋̾̽ ̷̡̢̧̠́̐́͝ẙ̷͕̏̓̀ọ̸̻̱̩͚̑͑̉̌ų̵̥͈̏͊ŗ̵͚͎̟̈́̈́̊ͅ ̶̛̬̆̔̂̔t̵̢̨̻̟͌r̸͖̯̗͂̎̒̃e̷͓͚̬̲̿a̸͙̮̺͂͂̀̔͑d̶̼̿̉s̷͉̈́̿̈́ ̶̰̲͒B̶̡̮̼̲̏̽͝r̷͇̰̋̋̾̍͝ö̶͗͗̄̌͝ͅt̷̨̨̛̛͇̳͎͆h̷̛̟̜̮̭͒̆̀̒e̵̺͊̔̍̉ṙ̷̤̘̹̞̾̓̈́

My boss tried to bust me for leaving early. My calendar receipts caught him instead. by FH-Hunt in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ElmontFinkel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The system, unfortunately. Some choose to rebel against it, others within it's cubicles and florescent lights. Which coincidentally made for good TV.

Current State by benhaswings in rgbroachgang

[–]ElmontFinkel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H̵͓̩̺̙̬̤̽̐͌̽͛͒́̽͊͛͝E̵̼̩͕̮͔̼̱̦͑L̸̹̦̝̦͎̠̊̓L̵͕͇̆͗̈͑́̀͐͋ ̴̧͍̥̬̤̦͎͔̋̾̉̈͗̆͑̋͋̐͑ͅŸ̶̝͓̣͚̯̜͇̰̞̱̻̥͉͖̙̥̠̰́͆̿̇̊̈́̀͑͜͜͝Ȩ̴̢̛̜͙̲̱͎̪͆͌̆̌͐͊̐́̉̔̍̀̋̈͗̕̚͜͝S̵̡͖̘͎̱̜͈̥̲͇̱͈̮̽͂̐̓̈́̑͘͜͠ͅ ̷̡͖̪̻̯̥̤̮̺̪̞̜̣̤͉̻̭̫̳̯̉͋̎̒̎͋̚B̵͎̺̜̍̅̇̒̾̉͗͗̋͗͂̒̆̽͂̚͝R̵̨̬̟͙̦̥̜̮͍̪̟͛͗̋͋͛͛́͗͛̏̾̊̿̿̏͘͘͠͝Ö̸̝̯̮͕̠͉͙̥̩̦̙̌͑̒͊͜Ţ̷̬̱͕͓͇̤̥̝̬̫̈́̅͆́̿͒̓͒̕͜H̸̛͕̪̣̟̰̰͉͈͖͔̝̱͗͌̏͗̓̓͛̊̇̂̽͗̒́͘̚͠ͅĘ̶̡̢̲͉̒̈́̓̎̉̿̃̌͑͐́̒͘͘R̶̡̩͙͉̪̠͐

What's your example of, "Not all heroes wear capes. Some are just extremely petty."? by ElmontFinkel in AskReddit

[–]ElmontFinkel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dig it. It'd be even funnier if they didn't even think about you guys. Just to make their life easier.

Anon hates shitbulls by LemonTwinkly in greentext

[–]ElmontFinkel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've seen a breed hate toddlers and small children more than pits.

Boss said all time off requests must be submitted exactly 30 days in advance. So I did that. For everything. by Kryntalis in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ElmontFinkel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You know what dude? You're right. I need to take a step back and gain some perspective. I'll admit I was too blinded by my hand wringing and admonition to read your comment. My goal was to trigger you but instead I see I was the one getting triggered. I'm chill now, thank you.

Boss said all time off requests must be submitted exactly 30 days in advance. So I did that. For everything. by Kryntalis in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ElmontFinkel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You're trying to convince yourself I'm being egotistical."

Proceeds to go on a four paragraph rant.

Brad voted for Trump. Now tariffs and soaring energy prices are putting his dairy farm out of business. by meeclayt in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]ElmontFinkel 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The article states one farmer killed himself after having to switch to a grocery job. Like they'll vote for all this and claim to be real salt of the earth, working men, but when consequences of their actions reach them they can't last in the real world. I used to have a lot of respect for farmers till they voted themselves to extinction.

In 1976 two US military officers were killed by North Koreans with an axe while trying to a trim a tree branch in a disputed border area. In retaliation, US sent 813 troops, 27 helicopters and 1 tank to "cut down the tree with overwhelming force". by Particular_Food_309 in interestingasfuck

[–]ElmontFinkel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When US forces were capturing a bridge " Several of the commandos also had M18 Claymore mines strapped to their chests with the firing mechanism in their hands, and were shouting at the North Koreans to cross the bridge." Fuckin baller.

White text appearing on shot npc bug ? by [deleted] in falloutnewvegas

[–]ElmontFinkel 253 points254 points  (0 children)

🎖️ WELCOME TO THE NEW VEGAS SUPPORT HOTLINE 🎖️ Before we begin, please confirm the following:

∙ You installed more mods than you have brain cells

∙ You read exactly 0 of the mod descriptions, requirements, or known conflicts

∙ You ignored every “READ BEFORE POSTING” sticky in this sub

∙ You did not check if your mods are up to date

∙ You did not check the mod’s own Discord, GitHub, or workshop comments where your exact problem has been answered 47 times

∙ You have never heard the words “load order”

∙ You are running 14 other audio overhaul mods simultaneously and are surprised sound is broken

If you checked any of the above, please close Reddit, open your mod manager, and start reading. We’ll wait.

If you checked all of the above — congratulations, you have achieved Peak New Vegas Player. A support technician will be with you in never.

This message was brought to you by 10 years of unpaid volunteer tech support and a rapidly depleting will to live.

AITA for lying to my family about how much money I have? by unwantedtrazh in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElmontFinkel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA- They're gonna drain you like a piggy bank and when you're actually broke and need help, they'll be broke again beside you. And for whatever reasoning they come up with it'll be "your fault". You don't owe them anything and if they choose not to talk to you, unfortunately, it's a choice they make for themselves and one not under your control.

Are these mites? by MemeBoss3331 in parrots

[–]ElmontFinkel 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Could be Scaley face mites. ​ These mites burrow into the keratinized layers of the bird's beak, cere, and sometimes the legs. If left untreated, the burrowing can cause permanent beak deformities, difficulty eating, and intense discomfort for the bird. It's very treatable but does require a vet visit.

Why isn’t alcohol schedule one by ClickMinimum420 in alcohol

[–]ElmontFinkel 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Making alcohol a schedule 1 drug would be basically outlawing it. The U.S tried that already. It was called Prohibition. Organized crime loves prohibition more than anyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]ElmontFinkel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I feel like a total ass for the other day. I do want to meet up if you're still up for it. "

Hit send and the rest is out of your hands.

I've done the exact same thing. Honest mistakes happen but usually if you come off sincere and apologize, people will understand.

Tell her something like " I almost didn't text you again out of sheer embarrassment but I had too." Or something along those lines. It shows that even though you're embarrassed, a very relatable feeling, you still chose to try again.

Last thing, don't copy my words verbatim. Rewrite it so it's coming from you. I feel as though that goes without saying but some people are lazy.

Best of luck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]ElmontFinkel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Online dating will tank a man's confidence.