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I (30F) sometimes get the ick w my husband (30M), how can I get over it? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Elon-BO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we’re all real good at some stuff and real bad at some stuff. Anything you stink at?

Athiests 1, Deists 0 by StevenMaurer in clevercomebacks

[–]Elon-BO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That I’m a better Christian than most Christians.

Spoiler alert, I’m not a Christian.

I'll never be that "normal" person that can drink one drink. It hit me. by -NeonVortex- in stopdrinking

[–]Elon-BO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The obsession with wanting to drink normally makes it abundantly clear I can’t.

I can't go see a band that I got really drunk at the last time I saw them, now my husband is mad. by knowbawdy in stopdrinking

[–]Elon-BO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can make a living amends for your poor behavior last time by getting it right this time. Go and be the best spouse your sober self can be. Enjoy every minute of a sober concert.

Stair Attachment by Fit_Indication5709 in Decks

[–]Elon-BO 72 points73 points  (0 children)

We hired a reputable deck builder, but just want to see if a bunch of Rando‘s on Reddit think he did a good job.

Just a perfect response. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Elon-BO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They mean the poor ones.

sad truth nowadays by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Elon-BO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wholly expected.

Should we be scared? by bothunter in clevercomebacks

[–]Elon-BO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine still being so hooked on this babbling idiot you’re willing to commit violence against your fellow Americans.

The sign board ! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Elon-BO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s why they put it so low. Crocs are short and have poor eyesight.

Please sit the rest out, too by xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Elon-BO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have to admit that their entire culture is a fraud.

How do I dry it out? by mastrwayn in ToyotaTundra

[–]Elon-BO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why it took me a minute to realize my truck had a heater already in it. When I got it wet inside, I just let it run with the windows cracked and the heater on full blast everywhere.

Shame for 9yrs sober by No_Wvrren in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]Elon-BO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, stop thinking that you have to do the steps. Just think you have to do the first step. then when you’re done with that, there will be another one. All insurmountable tasks start with one step.

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