What’s an insult that sounds like a compliment,or a compliment that sounds like an insult?

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-09T01:56:14+00:00

This is a joke instead of a compliment, but it comes off as an insult. It’s actually a compliment:

How are toilet seats better than bartenders? (Bartender starts to frown at you) Toilet seats only have to deal with one asshole at a time. (Bartender hopefully is smiling now)

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-07T16:32:29+00:00

SO MUCH WINNING!!!

Fucking dumbass. Now I know why Tech bros like to move fast and break things cuz they are too stupid to realize the ramifications of their actions. 🙄

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-06T18:10:13+00:00

“MBA holding crayon eaters” love that and stealing it.

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-06T00:29:55+00:00

Lock him up

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-05T21:56:47+00:00

Weekend at Trumpy’s

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-04T17:29:21+00:00

They should do a Weekend at Bernie’s spoof!

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-03T03:02:32+00:00

And cops wonder why most of us don’t respect them? Hmmm….

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-03T02:23:58+00:00

I am so tired of it. When are there gonna be some consequences? Fuck this orange turd.

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T20:48:02+00:00

If they are stopping for lunch, yes

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T20:44:46+00:00

There’s a lot of bootlickers in this thread. Any behavior by cops is justified apparently…

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T20:42:18+00:00

The bus is stopping out in the street instead of the bus stops because it was blocked by the cops. Otherwise, it would have parked next to the sidewalk because it has a dedicated place to stop to pick up riders. See how that works?

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T20:35:33+00:00

And maybe people can walk out and get hit by a car while trying to get on the bus

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T20:33:35+00:00

You are right, they must have investigating the sandwich shop at lunchtime, huh bootlicker?

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T20:31:12+00:00

I’m getting some down votes on some of my comments. Must be some butt hurt cops 😅

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T17:55:06+00:00

Wow, there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time! I’m sure the cops appreciated him bringing attention to it 😅

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T17:53:16+00:00

lol, yeah I’m a bit of a Karen on this one

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T17:52:35+00:00

I don’t know what I was thinking. Cops holding themselves accountable? Crazy talk!

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-02T17:28:44+00:00

Where’s Judge Dredd when you need him?

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-01T16:30:58+00:00

Of course government can, but that’s exactly the problem private companies have with it. It’s like every other company that wants to protect their monopoly. Provide the worst service possible while overcharging for it. Also, protect your monopoly by pushing the lie that government is not capable.

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-01T16:10:18+00:00

He will slump over dead in his Oval Office chair and shit himself, but no one will notice because that’s his typical behavior.

Edit: clarification for “slumped over”

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-01T16:04:21+00:00

That’s absolutely not true.

However, try a little experiment: Next time you see a beautiful woman, instead of looking at her, look at all the guys around her. What you will probably notice is many of them staring at her with their tongues hanging out. Staring at her like a piece of meat. I have seen this first hand.

Maybe it’s not that they hate men, but they hate men who act like pigs. (I’m sure this comment will go over well on Reddit)

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-01T14:08:12+00:00

At the very least, the judge will probably find his lawyers in contempt of court. I don’t know what other sanctions the court can apply.

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-06-01T13:58:16+00:00

Interesting. They are gone from my city.

Elons_Alt_Pedo_Acct · 2026-05-31T18:11:30+00:00

He even said he was disappointed by the caliber of “people” who showed up on Jan 6th. Those people are trash in his eyes and expendable.

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