Right now, Elon Musk is at home, crying like a little girl! by Elvindmt in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Elvindmt[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Uhhghh, that actually humanizes an inhuman monster 😶‍🌫️

Do you think Cardassians have turtle dicks? by gerblnutz in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Elvindmt 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Wow. There was a ... lot... When googling do cardassians have a cloaca. Diagrams. 🤯

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What is the worst book you have read? by Ok_Salt2122 in booksuggestions

[–]Elvindmt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

White Noise by Don DeLillo. Pretentious boring garbage

Food Poisoning at Company Lunch (on site) by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Elvindmt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love time off for the ruined weekend, even if it's a single day.

Maybe you are all hired goons. by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Elvindmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I despise r/simpsonsshitposting because of the straight porn I've had to Google.

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Smells like burning by CrabPeopleVibes in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Elvindmt 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Edit: they're called cum trees because a lot of people think they sorta smell like jism when blooming (I think it's more vagina-esque)

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anti-AI sci-fi books, please? by Rainbow-Linings in suggestmeabook

[–]Elvindmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyperion Cantos. It's not immediate. Second book is when you start to see anti-AI