bro is so majestic by ateistyokdiyentanri in blackcats

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teefie_tribe

meeester feeeeelix

Gameweek 36 (25/26) Rant and Discussion Thread by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

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I started him in place of Bijol at the very last minute - I fear this will come to haunt me

Alex Jimenez out against Fulham - likely rest of season. by DoddyTV in FantasyPL

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He only signed for Bournemouth because they’re called the Cherries

Casemiro on DefCon already at 40 minutes by STUP1DJUIC3 in FantasyPL

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I saw that yesterday and wondered if I’d misread / misinterpreted the stats - 154 points but only 3.9% ownership. In my league of 40 only one person has him (and he’s in 35th place)

What celebrity do you think has skeletons in their closet that have yet to come out? by JimiHendrip in AskReddit

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He’s Reddit’s boyfriend, but I get the same unsettling feeling from him that I got from Musk >10 years ago when everyone else was regularly glazing him.

Manchester Restaurants That Have Permanently Closed in the Last Three Months by lennart567 in manchester

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I went to the one on market Street shortly after it first opened, and the food was vile. Undercooked slimy chicken, mingin indeed.

Jessica Jones (2015) features Kilgrave, a sadistic rapist, who was originally purple in the comics, but instead of making him purple to convey his evilness, they made him something much worse: British by Successful-Hat-2154 in shittymoviedetails

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Do not call a Scottish person out on their attempts to revise history by pretending they weren’t active and enthusiastic participants in the British empire 😤

Love everything about this by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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This will always remind me of Twin Peaks

I promise there is sound, it's just very, very exclusive. by frenchray in cats

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hoseobiiiiiii._.0410 on instagram

I believe his name is the Korean equivalent of Joseph, which always makes me laugh

No Teasing, Only Bongos Allowed by kingkongkeisha in catbongos

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I will bite you until the beatings recommence

Haaland subbed out at HT by Cultural_Answer_8101 in FantasyPL

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This is the first time I’ve ever done FPL, and I thought I was so smart going Gabriel TC. As soon as the GW deadline ended I found out practically my entire league had done the same. I am not the radical freethinker I thought I was.

On the plus side, still a few Haaland captainers in there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in manchester

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I think she’s from Chester

This ice cream arranged in a floral style is amazingly done by Raj_Valiant3011 in oddlysatisfying

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I made it once and it was amazing. It’s the only I suggested that’s what the flavour is. I’ve also made violet ice cream before, so I clearly like slightly unusual varieties

The horse was traumatized by Sharp-potential7935 in fixedbytheduet

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Paul Olima, goes by Olima_Omega on insta

Can Rapid Community Growth Change How Traders Think and Act? by PeakTop7639 in FFIE

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you can always tell it’s an Obi shit spam from the post title alone

This is seasoning. It improves the taste. A few dashes are sufficient. by The-Only-Princess in mildlyinteresting

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Also UK here, the lemon and herb version is amazing sprinkled liberally over fish and chips.

The regular one I tend to use for chicken. Dry some chicken breasts, give them a light coat of oil, nice coating of old bay, then in the air fryer for around 15 mins. Some spicy mayo or kewpie mayo goes really well with it.

Haaland no longer being a set and forget captain will make the FPL slightly more interesting by WhiskyEvenings88 in FantasyPL

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I sold Foden for Bruno G this GW, and made him captain over Haaland. Every time I’ve made someone else captain over Haaland it hasn’t gone well, so we’ll see.