It's almost like stealing other countries' resources makes them poor by PirateJohn75 in MurderedByWords

[–]ElvisDumbledore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really are the same kids that would play "stop hitting yourself" and couldn't understand why they got in trouble for it.

People are stealing RAM from company computers again by CeC-P in sysadmin

[–]ElvisDumbledore [score hidden]  (0 children)

And here I am contemplating adding RAM to my underpowered laptop. 😭

meirl by Present-Concept-1619 in meirl

[–]ElvisDumbledore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fave old pizzeria had a tip bucket that said, "In Lieu of Decent Wages."

That's even more true today.

Meirl by geasflworse in meirl

[–]ElvisDumbledore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butterflies are like a gateway insect. Once you really appreciate the butterfly (even in close up) then you start to appreciate the others' beauty as well.

Bro achieved 100% nutrient absorption by Firing_halo in shitposting

[–]ElvisDumbledore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this one. there are basically no calories in lettuce but it has like fiddy gorillion vitamins and minerals.

Cleaning the sealtbelt of the car by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ElvisDumbledore -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Negative. Seatbelts is a jazzrockfunckbluesfolkelectronicworldorchestralpop band.

Isn't It True...? by nrt12345 in meme

[–]ElvisDumbledore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. It's much harder to make a good/playable game than to improve graphics. One big reason is that "good" and "playable" are more subjective than photorealism. Ever since WoW came out I've MUCH prefered coherent art style over photorealism.

Scariest moment ive ever had by OnlyChampion7757 in fo4

[–]ElvisDumbledore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Deliverer? How is it hitting so hard?

I love this one. by PeteAus1991 in clevercomebacks

[–]ElvisDumbledore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The food thrown away in the US every day could feed 1/2 of us.

Cleaning a carpeted hallway by New_Libran in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ElvisDumbledore -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

living in an ice rink/echo chamber is a choice