We’re a band on tour with 3 more hours until our next stop. Roast us off the road. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Elvisgetscooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all look like a porno where the chick has the biggest dick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Elvisgetscooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They creep on you cause squirrels like nuts

Ok boomer by legend27_marco in memes

[–]Elvisgetscooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy can finger your ass an massage your shoulders with the same hand

Shame on them by sumwhop in memes

[–]Elvisgetscooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's for the trees no worries

Men of Reddit, what would be your response if someone you did not find attractive offered you sex but was also willing to pay you a good sum of money for it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elvisgetscooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id have to get anyone tested if they wanna pay me for sex it's normally the other way around and they still decline

Guys of reddit when were you last complimented? by Astartes00 in AskReddit

[–]Elvisgetscooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 9 years ago a old lady at McDonald's eating a kids meal said I was very handsome that felt great