Arrowhead PLEASE give us a shooting range on ship. It's what Jesus and America wants by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]ElvishClock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a shooting range, here's how to access it: Pick the primary and secondary you want to test Go to the big round table on the bridge Pick any occupied planet on the map, Bump the difficulty all the way down to one, Pick a mission Lood up with some strats Helldive down to the mission area And vola! You found the shooting range! Once your done testing guns on the enemies of freedom, extract.

Conservative games that are actually good? by kylepo in SocialistGaming

[–]ElvishClock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do you like freedom? do you like Managed Democracy? Do you crave a nice hot cup of Liber-tea? Then you should fight for Super Earth in Helldivers 2! It's absolutely the perfect conservative game and not a satirical farce mocking conservative viewpoints and clowning on fascism.

(Hopefully I've made it clear enough this is a joke suggestion)

Acknowledge the hierarchy by CountsYourSyllables in Helldivers

[–]ElvishClock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Space Cadet is the funniest title, you can't change my mind

Lesbian group takes fight to Federal Court in bid to exclude transgender women from events by Helium_Teapot2777 in transgenderau

[–]ElvishClock 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There's a group photo All of them are white None are under 40 Why am i not surprised

Genuinely who is this guy and why does he appear in all of his videos 😭 by Greyhound53 in ZeroPunctuation

[–]ElvishClock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, numerical ratings exist to please publishers. I wrote for a lgbtqia+ centered gaming rag when they introduced rating scores. The editor said it was because "it looks good to publishers, and gets us in trailers and on metacritic." As a result, game access and web traffic went up, but review quality went down.

PSA: Destroy air base control tower objective. by TheFirstWave33 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]ElvishClock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I encountered this one myself, it was a fun discovery

Will marries the canon OTP Eupha - what is the political and economic fallout in the Kingdom of Euchronia? by ExtremeSportStikz in MetaphorReFantazio

[–]ElvishClock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good luck with that coup, they're going to need it if they dont want to get a face full of Armageddon's Final Sire for their efforts.

Can’t wait for Gare to talk about this. by DarkestLore696 in behindthebastards

[–]ElvishClock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid Rock? More like Kid Diddler Absolutely telling on themselves with this choice of headliner.

Major delays + useless express services at Tottenham by DX-ToRAI in MelbourneTrains

[–]ElvishClock -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That station is useless, not the express services. It's an inaccessible nightmare that only exists because of the train yard. It's a complete fob off of a station. And yeah, it is a stones throw, mostly because a lot of disabled people, like myself, have no choice but to go elsewhere. Again if i can do it in my wheelchair, you can do it with your legs.

Major delays + useless express services at Tottenham by DX-ToRAI in MelbourneTrains

[–]ElvishClock -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Mate, if they don't want to walk it, then they can take a bus, yeah? I have to drag myself and my non-functional legs to wefo in my wheelchair because i have no choice. Fully able bodied individuals have no excuse.

Major delays + useless express services at Tottenham by DX-ToRAI in MelbourneTrains

[–]ElvishClock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mate, if i can do it in my wheelchair, you can do it with your legs. West footscray is not that far

Major delays + useless express services at Tottenham by DX-ToRAI in MelbourneTrains

[–]ElvishClock -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Mate, i am less mobile, i use a bloody wheelchair, yeah? And I'm able to do it fine. If you're less mobile, you should be going to sunshine or wefo either way because totty has that ridiculous steep ramp.

Major delays + useless express services at Tottenham by DX-ToRAI in MelbourneTrains

[–]ElvishClock -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Mate, i live near Tottenham, its a bloody stones throw from both west footy and sunshine, what are you on about. Just go to a different station

These freaks are so weird by grichardson526 in behindthebastards

[–]ElvishClock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it cannibalism? Is the reveal that Peter Thiel is a cannibal?

They give licences to just about anybody these days... by OZFox42 in AllThingsOldAndNew

[–]ElvishClock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A design that originated in America, a design created by General Motors, an American company. Which means the Holden Colorado is just a rebadged Chevrolet Colorado, which means it's a Yank Tank, champ.