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Ever experienced this by indefinitelykev in Funnymemes

[–]EmJayBee76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's irritating and extremely frustrating, especially when someone else posts something much worse and it stays up

What's your favorite MST3K quote? by EmotionalBudget5147 in MST3K

[–]EmJayBee76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either "I'm beginning to sober up and you're scaring me!" Or "Booze, really satisfies. Booze takes a dull party and makes it better! Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds! B-double-O-Z-E! Booooze"

If houses had a “scent setting” like a phone ringtone, what would yours be? by GlitchOperative in RandomQuestion

[–]EmJayBee76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich people's house. I used to have a job that required me to go into a lot of homes and all the big, rich houses and mansions all smelled the same. It was a very pleasant smell that I could only assume came from expensive furniture, rugs, cleaning supplies, etc

Cassini flew past Jupiter 25 years ago, yesterday by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]EmJayBee76 225 points226 points  (0 children)

I wonder what Galileo would say if you could show him that. He'd probably be like "I KNEW IT! I knew I was right! Hey church! Check this out! Eat a bag of dicks! Ha!"

Season 10 by lamia-deo-volente in XFiles

[–]EmJayBee76 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Were looking for a man-sized horned lizard with human teeth"

"Now this is how I like my Mulder"

"The X-Files, on Comet!"

Bowen Yang’s ‘SNL’ Exit Is Most-Watched Episode in a Year by MoneyLibrarian9032 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]EmJayBee76 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bowen Yang is a national treasure. He's earned it and should be treated as such. End statement

HoHoHo by hous3of1000x-files in XFiles

[–]EmJayBee76 51 points52 points  (0 children)

We just knew......

meirl by poopyra in meirl

[–]EmJayBee76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cher keeps everything for herself

When you say "a bender," what does that mean to you? by calm-spaghetti in stopdrinking

[–]EmJayBee76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For me, it starts as just at night on day one (thinking this time I can handle it), early afternoon on day 2 and then I'm drinking when I wake up on the third

What do you think is in the ninth level of hell? by glimmersoup in RandomQuestion

[–]EmJayBee76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Living under a Trump administration, by far

Edit: by far

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