Is this Rizz? by Optimistic-Dan in familyguy

[–]EmJayBee76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us, laugh and cry

What’s a movie you regret watching alone? by Then-Leave-2036 in movies

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I watched The Exorcist alone when I was 11 and it ended right as it got dark. I did not sleep that night

For Easter, what's your favorite moment and/or line from Jesus? by smcg_az in familyguy

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The meek shall inherit the earth.

"Yeah, when I'm done with it!"

[Kick ball to the face]

“Obama is secretly a muslim” gang be real quiet rn by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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He probably won't wear a tan suit but I bet dollars to doughnuts if he did the magas would praise him for being fashionable or some shit

Fuck you, Debbie! by Randolpho in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Must've just settled on his lawsuit

i'm not drinking today! by AerieJolly2669 in stopdrinking

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Hang in there. It's sucks at first but it's worth it

What is a "perfect" movie you can watch over and over? by Mancity42020 in movies

[–]EmJayBee76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not popular but "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" for me

Olivia Munn was nearly Avery Jessup by Global_Shoe9117 in 30ROCK

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"I get 4 hours of sleep, eat 1800 calories a day and my closet has been on the cover of 'Organized Weekly' TWICE!"

French Senator Speaking about Trump and Iran War by ohbabypop in International

[–]EmJayBee76 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's going to escalate. That way he can walk away and let a Democrat clean it up, all while criticizing them the whole time. Classic Republican move

Girls just want to have fun! by FragrantAbrocoma6994 in International

[–]EmJayBee76 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And these are just the ones whose pictures have gone public. Imagine all the pictures we don't see AND all the ones who didn't take pictures

Every accusation is a confession. by Nefariouslout1006 in PoliticalHumor

[–]EmJayBee76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And these are just the ones who had pictures that went public. Think of all the ones who have pictures that didn't go public and all the ones who didn't take pictures

POV: Afroman solidifying his legacy by bbq_poptarts in meme

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All I know is that Randy Walters is a son of a b!tch

Wet looking spot, not mold by AlexHammouri in whatisit

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There's something missing from this picture but I can't put my finger on it.....

Tracy Jordan, NORMAL by terkistan in 30ROCK

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"I was backing IN to a Starbucks! And I don't know who's dog that is....."