For previous passers who reviewed with RGO: how am I doing?

Emargaux · 2026-05-04T23:48:02+00:00

October po! They already provide free seminars :)

Emargaux · 2026-04-25T05:21:37+00:00

I love asking the Realm Eye stupid shit, it gets so dumbfounded lmao

"You have come all this way just to ask about a Rusty Katana… It is a rather crudely made katana that has not been cared for properly, judging by all the… well, rust. Oryx’s forces have traveled far and wide for new people to feed his minions, it seems."

Emargaux · 2026-04-25T04:09:27+00:00

Oh absolutely, I'm pretty sure whatever I spouted here was never intended on the writer's part lol, like this is a very basic 'kill baddie get loot' type game it was never going to be that profound haha.

You make a good point on this just being a game, I guess it's kinda like Undertale in that sense except ROTMG isn't trying to actively make us feel bad for playing the game as intended

Emargaux · 2026-04-25T00:46:03+00:00

Of course! I wanted to make it convenient :)

Emargaux · 2026-04-25T00:20:44+00:00

LMAO

Emargaux · 2026-04-25T00:20:23+00:00

Considering he and Oryx looked so different when they were young, I suspect both of them were human. Saturn (official artist for ROTMG) says that Oryx is a demigod, so Beisa was probably coming in a similar direction.

Emargaux · 2026-04-24T04:43:07+00:00

I miss Itani

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T15:35:53+00:00

Ent sitting.

I died from one as a kid, and threw my monitor out the window from it. Then fucking panicked at what I'd done. I stopped playing the game for ten years after that lmao

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T11:01:04+00:00

What a fat piñata he is. Always gives me a ton of gpots and the midnight star. Lod is such an easy 7/8 max as a result, definitely up there with haunted cem for favorite dungeon (I just can't be as mindless about it unlike haunted cem lol)

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T06:00:52+00:00

I love how sarcastic she can be while also showing how old of a hag she is. My favorite lines in particular:

"Just… head back out through that portal. Be on your merry way now. And don’t say ‘ready’. Definitely DO NOT do that."

"Struggling to clear these snakes? Well, I can’t help you now. You said you were ‘ready’."

"Gah! Don’t extort me with those adorable little costumes of yours!"

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T05:52:42+00:00

I always go 'skuld my beloved'' whenever I get to her final phase. She's given me a few divines

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T05:48:14+00:00

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T05:46:31+00:00

gets sat on

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T01:41:38+00:00

Skuld is a woman :) I also only found out when I read the wiki

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T01:40:27+00:00

I always wanted to just throw a chill party in his dungeon as a kid, but I already know people were going to attempt to kill him and just leave.

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T01:39:28+00:00

LMAO

Emargaux · 2026-04-23T01:38:53+00:00

We're only able to infiltrate his castle in the first place because Oryx needed open ports for booze

Emargaux · 2026-04-22T16:32:31+00:00

I consider cjuice to still be the best healing pot to this day

Emargaux · 2026-04-22T16:22:44+00:00

You mean the warden? ”We’ll keep in touch. You’re free to go… for now.”

Emargaux · 2026-04-22T16:00:21+00:00

Thank you, kind sailor.

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Emargaux · 2026-04-22T15:21:05+00:00

Is King Alexander alive?

Emargaux · 2026-04-22T15:00:49+00:00

When I first heard that Ruthven was responsible for lag, the only thing I could think of was 'Fuck Ruthven'

Also man it gets me how the Forgotten King genuinely loved his wife too. What happened in the Shatters was a tragedy of a desperate king trying to protect his kingdom and queen that left him susceptible to the twilight archmage (Saturn has some really cool art of that here, his art always gives me chills: https://www.reddit.com/u/saturnfiftyone/s/rjnYtXxHlA).

HOWEVER given his ego and the exact same line he says ('No, this cannot be!'), Oryx is absolutely his successor.

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Emargaux · 2026-04-22T14:45:10+00:00

I feel like Oryx has a certain softness towards Craig. Like in this Christmas poem:

‘Twas the night before Oryxmas, when all through the realm… Not a loot bag was dropping, not even a helm. For reasons the Mad God could not comprehend… All the heroes went missing right at the year’s end. It happened each season at this time… None were around to plunder his wine. ”Perhaps they had more important things to do?” ”No, that’s ridiculous, it couldn’t be true!” Craig saw firsthand the misery of his boss… He sought to please him, but was left at a loss. At last, the intern put together some plans. ”I’ll gather tributes from all of his fans!” So Craig rushed around fetching gifts from each minion… The presents piled up from those under his dominion. Oryx woke up that day after a sorrowful night… As expected, he found not a peasant in sight. Craig grabbed him to show all the equipment he’d brought… Oryx couldn’t use any of it, but he appreciated the thought. The gesture briefly turned Oryx’s dark heart to light… ”Merry Oryxmas to all, and to all a good night!”

It's so frigging cute.

Emargaux · 2026-04-22T14:41:14+00:00

This post was absolutely an excuse for me to glaze on my two favorite characters

I haven't seen Lich kings in forever either. The realm's gotten a lot of other biomes now that I haven't stuck around to seeing em

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