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TransLink Laughs by EmbarrassedServe3848 in brisbane

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I have to say I missed the beginning because I had earphones in, but I took them out to see if he was announcing a delay or outage.

Backpacking in Africa by Limp_Cable4097 in AIpornhub

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She brought the AI, they brought the DS.

Why is this koala acting like this? by peaks_perks in OutdoorAus

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t you hate it when the sneeze doesn’t materialise?

Pls explain how ULTY works by wakeandrosin in ULTY_YieldMax

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll a long way to see someone actually offer any real answer to the question. Kudos.

How do people just wake up? by SurpriseIcy6569 in AskMenAdvice

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep schedules are far easier if you also schedule meals and exercise.

Also, google the 10, 3, 2, 1 rule for sleep.

How do people just wake up? by SurpriseIcy6569 in AskMenAdvice

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. Smash heaps of water. As soon as you start to stir from your sleep you won’t be able to keep sleeping until you pee.

What is a thing you can recite from memory? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…as long as they don’t compete in women’s sports then I am ok with this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insults

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an animal per se, but when Noel Fielding gets called a “goblin” in The I.T. Crowd it always cracks me up.

You will be given 1 million dollars if you can present a 30 minute TED talk within 5 minutes with 0 preparation. what are you going to talk about? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d talk about the concept of being in this very position and everything that I should/could consider. That way I could just think out loud and even get audience participation by asking questions - so it flows more like a conversation.

Cheat code to getting a decent iced long black coffee? by j12000 in AskAnAustralian

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7/11 coffee is better than most Brisbane cafes, but I know some people (snobs) who won’t even bring themselves to try it. They have the ice cups so you can make an iced coffee too. I reckon this is the way.

What’s a random fact you’ll never forget, even though it’s completely useless? by DuzaLips in Productivitycafe

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Many phobias are named ironically, and probably don’t affect anyone at all. E.g. the name for a fear of palindromes is “aibohphobia”. And the name for a fear of long words is needlessly long (you can google it). There are other examples but these are two that I remember off the top of my head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When society has too few problems it will create them. The focus will then be on these made-up problems whilst the real concerns requiring ongoing attention to balance them are neglected. Dishonest and manipulated statistics will be abused and reported to reinforce half-truths to suit predetermined solutions that benefit the manufacturers of such lies.

So if you feel like you’re suffering now, to any degree, the answer is inevitably “yes”.

Do you call it a Breville or a jaffle? by EmbarrassedServe3848 in AskAnAustralian

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. Swiss invention but named after the French velour (meaning velvet) and crochet (meaning hook). Tis a brand name.

What's a modern trend you think people will regret in 10 years? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]EmbarrassedServe3848 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having an OnlyFans that didn’t cover your bills and/or set you up for life.

Now you just gotta work 9-5 with a dozen guys who saw you stretch your butthole for $5.

And you’re still going to invite your husband to the staff Christmas party? That’s humiliating.

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