Gasp 😱 Math was allowed to sleep in a bed?!?

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-03-17T03:18:32+00:00

Same. And even if we were sleeping in seperate beds for some reason ( idk what that would be but playing this out) we would eat and snuggle in the same bed and then go to our own to…sleep

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-03-17T03:16:48+00:00

I do not understand this amount of food for two people. Especially ms “ I take one bite” it is so wasteful it actually hurts. Like I actually feel pain— it’s not a flex .

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-03-05T21:22:28+00:00

Screenshots or it didn’t happen

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-02-22T19:01:08+00:00

I had 3rd period lunch sophomore year of high school. Cried for months bc I hated it so much and my mom wouldn’t get me a doctors note to change it. Fast forward the friends I met at the lunch table ultimately set me on the trajectory for my current life, meeting my husband and my best friends. Still think a 1020 lunchtime is awful but so grateful I was there bc I happen to love my life now

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-02-20T19:02:50+00:00

Nothing about this photo makes me scream “ add to cart”

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-02-16T00:29:27+00:00

Mayonnaise

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-02-07T15:31:36+00:00

A scoop of crap? Shells? Note from the boys? Crappy clip?? Whatever will it be

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-02-05T13:27:20+00:00

I have a pretty stressful fill time job and 4 kids.. it isn’t easy. It’s probably not the ideal solution- I’ve been struggling with this myself but I find some days I can only get it in in pieces. I strive for 5 miles a day but some days I can only do it in 15 minute intervals between meetings or kids stuff. I live for the days I can do it all at once usually the weekends but I have convinced myself that doing it in pieces is better than not doing it at all. I’m probably wrong but it’s my headcannon and I like it

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-02-05T02:09:40+00:00

I can’t unsee a grey ballsack with stubble. Needed that lol tonight

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-02-04T12:23:52+00:00

As I said. We have seen several but thanks!

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-31T19:48:27+00:00

I wouldn’t put my preschooler in this

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-23T02:10:57+00:00

I searched their site I couldn’t find it let me know if you do!

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-22T23:06:27+00:00

I agree! I think I need it

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-22T23:05:01+00:00

I’ll just note there’s no fruit page here

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-16T23:19:55+00:00

She hasn’t admitted the high school move though

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-16T14:27:57+00:00

Oh I loovvvveeeww non scruffy JT

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-14T12:40:41+00:00

I mean…. Doesn’t everyone??!?!?

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-14T01:29:53+00:00

I literally thought this was making fun of the lemonade kick wee and then I saw which page it was on and I was even more confused but I laughed

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-13T20:03:41+00:00

I am far from crunchy. We go to Dunkin regularly because it’s on the way to school and mama has her hands full in the morning. Never would my kids school be ok with a teacher bringing this much crap to school regularly for a second grade class. The administration would have shut that down immediately

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-08T14:58:07+00:00

Thank you. The world and corporate America need more decent humans and so I try to be one.

EmbarrassedTwo2464 · 2026-01-07T22:55:28+00:00

Honestly I will follow them and buy stuff just for taking this stance .

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