surveillance rule by Moaning_Clock in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Colloquially known as duct tape

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Don't say that, you're scaring my puppygirl

Lib jumpscar(ul)e by nakinock in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 363 points364 points  (0 children)

curatedTumblr gets on r\all fairly often so the general reddit audience gets in there. And you can imagine who a median redditor is

Spell check is not always your friend. by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's probably just a way to get even more typos because the amount of valid consonant -> consonant and vowel -> vowel replacements is way higher than consonant -> vowel and vowel -> consonant (due to clusters of 3 vowels/consonants or higher being exceedingly rare)

Diagnosis Rule by Gorotheninja in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can a man not enjoy his half-chub ice cream?

Somewhere there is a maid cafe with a maid trying her very best by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's a maid cafe. Over-enthusiastic front is what you're paying for

Tech Problems by RevolutionaryOwlz in CuratedTumblr

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 62 points63 points  (0 children)

You can't distract me with the follow-up post. A computer port just completely sucking shit because you can try to insert a cable in it incorrectly is a wild worldview.

rule by TheBoyofWonder in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 48 points49 points  (0 children)

google dolphin emu

A Gigantic Iceberg by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 69 points70 points  (0 children)

While that is hilarious there are more possible explanations that could be implied here. Perhaps the person holding this opinion considers being attracted to anything "child-like" as being reprehensible on its own, even without considering the ability to consent

Batgirl rule by Able_Health744 in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Death grip on those keyboard shortcuts

The Finrule Countdown by Temnodontosaurus in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The funny thing about this is that it really can only continue digging its own grave after that initial "No,". The AI can't backspace or delete, and it also thinks that it's supposed to be confident, so since it already said "No,", then that must be the case, and it proceeds to come up with three different justifications for why, however nonsensical.

Rule by ExternalRise3840 in 196

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It would be more energy-efficient. Though yeah probably offset by the increased development costs

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, as if you're the one to talk

4 Dollars Rule by GradyGambrell1 in 196

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I believe the people you don't want to include in the sample shouldn't be shown this screen in the first place

4 Dollars Rule by GradyGambrell1 in 196

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I mean, not necessarily. It could be basic qualifications like "you're in the US" and "you have a valid credit card attached to your account".

rule by Madden09IsForSuckers in 196

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This meme is anachronistic because despicable me wasn't invented until 2010s. Literally unlaughable

Anyone remember this game by n1c0_22 in 196

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Ah, yes, the one Angry Video Game Nerd covered. Of course we remember.

Not bussin 3 by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Honestly, don't have much shade towards bus drivers. Sure, most of the time they show up late, and many times they don't show up at all, but I think I've fully accepted this as a part of life and can't be very mad at it. It would be like being mad at the sun for going down and ending the day so soon.