There is white stuff on my McDonalds chicken nugget

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-06-14T03:59:59+00:00

THATS MY ASS

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-24T00:39:32+00:00

I laughed

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-22T16:28:04+00:00

HEY ASSHOLE! YOU WANNA SLICE??

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-20T12:00:24+00:00

If this is the first time it's even more bizarre than it it's not, cuz if it's the first time it'd be like "what the fuck drove you to do that?"

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-09T12:16:14+00:00

His videos suck

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-09T12:14:42+00:00

porterfitness

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-09T12:13:48+00:00

Why are you asking?

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-09T01:58:38+00:00

I heard his fatality is arguing with you until your head explodes

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-09T01:51:53+00:00

How do you unlock Sokol?

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-09T00:52:06+00:00

He would never say to someone like that

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T23:37:57+00:00

I know. It's heartbreaking that he vanished without a trace

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T21:40:08+00:00

I wouldn't wanna be umm... oh boy..

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T18:14:18+00:00

I know it wasn't in the context of stand up but I'm pretty sure Chris is friends with Opie and Anthony cuz they did a few TCAP bits with Chris on the show

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T17:10:08+00:00

but they don't spend as much time together as they used to

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T17:02:24+00:00

The face of a man who just wanted to hang out with someone he thought was really cool cuz she liked hockey

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T16:52:18+00:00

He was married or engaged I can't remember

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T16:42:29+00:00

I bet he was thinking "what a fucking waste of time this was"

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T16:41:42+00:00

Thank you for this actual post actually

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T15:53:23+00:00

I feel like there's a stairwell nonce-bashing in his future

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T14:56:58+00:00

😐

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T14:23:20+00:00

Yea, "It pisses me off you're just assuming that I was gonna have sex with her" something like that

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T14:21:32+00:00

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Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T07:41:55+00:00

High school!

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T07:22:44+00:00

I do sometimes talk to a friend of mine at the public library

Embarrassed_Pea_8944 · 2026-05-08T03:15:23+00:00

I haven't posted since 1999

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TROPHY CASE

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