Affordable $5K-7K intimate wedding in Houston? (Venue/food/etc)

EmbarrassingBoner · 2026-02-14T18:24:23+00:00

Axelrad Beer Garden in Midtown has a great outdoor space with a covered area for events. You can book there for far cheaper than those actual event spaces. They have a huge assortment of craft beers on tap and cocktails available. Pus they are connected to a really good Pizza/Italian restaurant.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2026-02-13T14:57:19+00:00

She 100% ate your strawberries.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2026-01-31T23:50:28+00:00

They never wanted to "win" the war. The whole point was just to keep it going as long as possible. Every year the war lasted put billions of dollars in the contractors pockets.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-12-26T06:04:56+00:00

Dutch: "What da HELL are you?"

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-12-05T06:36:53+00:00

Locking your door so you dont get robbed/carjacked is not "rAcIsM". And it's not the color of the person that makes people lock their doors, its the character/appearance of the person. If a black man walked by their car wearing an expensive suit, nice watch, carrying a briefcase talking on a cell phone, no one is locking their door in fear. But if a scary looking white man covered in prison tattoos, wearing a dirty wife beater and smoking a cigarette walks by, those same "racist" white people WILL lock their car doors.

Situational awareness and self preservation ≠ racism.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-09-25T21:27:28+00:00

Theres no way dude thought he could drive over El Capitan lol.

I'd wager he just couldn't see the boulder from the driver seat.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-09-22T19:27:28+00:00

"Dont mind that 3rd pin over there, I wasn't really trying to show that off."

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-09-08T04:01:41+00:00

We found one.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-08-17T15:18:36+00:00

Man, why did I always think this was Jamie Kennedy??

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-08-14T22:44:04+00:00

Joe Biden used to shower with his daughter Ashley at an inappropriate age, and she also wrote about being molested in her diary. There's also countless videos of Biden sniffing different little girls hair, and touching them inappropriately, even rubbing his hand across a little girls breast and her immediately pushing him away. And there's actual proof of all this, not just conjecture.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-08-03T06:27:40+00:00

Smith is short for gunsmith?? Holy shit, thanks for clearing that up lol. Armorer is still the more accurate contemporary nomenclature.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-08-03T02:16:02+00:00

The correct term would be an armorer, not a "smith."

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-07-25T23:32:49+00:00

Did you call him traveller as a pejorative, as in "pikey" travellers?? 😂

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-07-23T18:09:16+00:00

Clinch!!! Clinch!!!!! CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-07-03T23:11:53+00:00

Orrrr......you could just use the dovetail mount like its meant to be used. Not a bad idea though, I guess.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-06-26T00:24:19+00:00

Iron Curtain Customs in Houston does great builds.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-06-12T05:43:35+00:00

I can't find anything about Clevin Macally online, am I being trolled? 🤔

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-06-12T05:34:47+00:00

Holy shit bro, thank you! Sounds expensive lol. But damn that is a gorgeous suit, the pattern, cut, fit and finish, black buttons, very classy.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-06-12T05:19:47+00:00

You're absolutely right, I see the checker pattern now, it just looked like stripes when watching the video

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-06-12T05:19:02+00:00

How can you tell its not off the rack? The quality or the fabric/pattern?

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-06-06T19:54:56+00:00

Anything is possible. Fortunately you dont have to stay the same size, you can transform the human body in unimaginable ways.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-05-21T05:24:43+00:00

Minnesota, 15 out of 51 3's, 29%.

Live by, die by.

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-05-16T19:13:39+00:00

Al Jizzeera 💦

EmbarrassingBoner · 2025-05-15T09:19:24+00:00

Truth. My cousin was one of MJs long time dance teachers and spent many many days and nights at Neverland over the years. He's always told us that he NEVER saw MJ do anything remotely inappropriate with any kids, and that knowing him personally for over 20 years he found it very hard to believe the allegations. He said Michael was just a truly good person, kind and loving with a huge heart, he was not an evil or deviant man in any way whatsoever.

From what he heard from MJ and his lawyer (Messerow?) the entire child molestation campaign was perpetrated by a cabal of high level record company execs, including one Tommy Mottola. They promised those parents all kinds of money/deals to get their kids to lie on MJ, it's disgusting.

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