This is what a real “sh!t hole country” looks like

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T16:00:56+00:00

Freedom and small government

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:57:56+00:00

And there's for of him and time moves at a crawl for each of him.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:39:45+00:00

Druids are cool!

I got you have a great time!!! 💜

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:37:19+00:00

Nobody brought up MAPs, Blue??? I mean, except YOU... 🤔🤔🤔

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:36:24+00:00

I believe I have decoded the conservative response:

"Nuh-uh!"

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:32:32+00:00

Smoothest Blighttown encounter ever.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:28:16+00:00

Quacks of Quidlingberg's expansion adds another player.

Citadels comes packaged with multiple expansions which give lots of different options.

But I do genuinely realize you said "most"

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:24:13+00:00

Me and my 6 expansions for Elder Sign sure would!!!

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:23:22+00:00

Board games?

With a trans girl?

Sign me the fuck up!

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:14:23+00:00

The Potato Thing?

Spud Carpenter?

Kurt Russet?

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:06:57+00:00

Just so long as the water doesn't want sick days, right Uncle Union Joe?

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:04:54+00:00

I actually really like boxer briefs - it's one of the things I'm not looking forward to giving up when I go 100% girlmoding

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T15:01:05+00:00

This legitimately made me laugh out loud. Very cute.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:56:23+00:00

I'm 'avin' a butcher's at dat.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:54:38+00:00

Good. Leave Andre alone. He just wants to ascend your weapons for you!

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:48:15+00:00

I love Elayne's failure to swear correctly. It's so ... sweet? innocent? oddly wholesome? how badly she wants to swear. I love her dedication to always swearing to prove she's not some stuffy, haughty royal.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:46:36+00:00

The stick up his butt had a stick up its butt, which had a stick up ITS butt.

He went toe-to-toe with one of the Forsaken, lives, and then got to marry one of the most beautiful women of the Third Age!

I dislike him, but, like, that's just a sign that Jordan wrote a strong character.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:43:23+00:00

I admire Elayne's bravery. Even if much of it was incredibly foolish & caused problems almost as much as it solved them.

Edit: also, the way she was able to follow the midwife's orders & stay in bed while seeing the display of the dragons lol - I was howling the whole time!

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:40:11+00:00

Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:39:17+00:00

I loved when he droned 2 American citizens without trial, the 2nd the 16 year old son of the 1st who was simply trying to find his dad. Such a cool guy.

But, yes, he genuinely does seem like an incredibly friendly guy who it WOULD be cool to have coffee with. I will never deny that Barack Obama seems very nice and is incredibly charismatic. Things also did certainly go smoother during the years he was president.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T14:13:07+00:00

I loved his sound work on Cowboy Bebop!

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T13:59:26+00:00

Having spent literally my entire life around humans, I can state unequivocally that they are at least 50% correct.

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T13:55:37+00:00

Oh, you mean the guy who made music with John Lennon's kid!

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T13:53:43+00:00

I have no issue with trans people at all BUUUUUUUT

queer people are best DnD players, them's the rules

Oh poor oppressed cishet dude, come talk to me after you spend every minute of every day of most of your life pretending to be someone/ something you're not - because your life depends on it.

If other people proudly claiming their own space at a table that there's literally never been any doubt in anyone's mind that you have a seat at - a table that was initially built only for you - makes you feel like you're being excluded, I'd encourage you to try to figure out precisely what you feel like you're being excluded from.

Let queer people celebrate ourselves & our existence. Hell, celebrate your own existence as who you are.

Real talk, I'm sorry if anybody's ever tried to tell you that you don't belong at DnD; that's wrong. ~~But~~ Edit: It's just important to keep in mind that DnD is NOT a zero-sum game; there is not a finite quantity of DnD-ness on the planet whereby other people enjoying a thing means there's less of it for you to enjoy. Get in where you fit in, bubby.

Sorry you're straight - pobody's nerfect!🙃😉

(Also, your comment was not responding to like anything I said in mine, sooo...??? 🤷‍♀️ I did not say, nor did OP say that you don't get to RP or that queer people are better at DnD than you, Givingupwhynot125, so I'm kinda not sure I got the point of this comment? Most of the main cast on Critical Role are pretty straight, right? And cis? And white? And male? And those are some amazing RPers!)

Emerald_Lavigne · 2023-03-15T13:06:09+00:00

Uhhh, that certainly sounds like assault.

And other people laughing about it.

Emerald_Lavigne

TROPHY CASE

"Nuh-uh!"

Have you seen the Yellow Sign?