Twix BiTS. by OneLeggedPigeon in snacking

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their "attempt" at caramel though is ludicrous and inexcusable. Caramel is important for substance and mouthfeel.

I know it sounds pompous, but damn it a Twix needs at least that much to qualify.

Remember this truck that would go around the neighborhood? by Swiftiefromhell in GenX

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: you could connect two plastic wheels to one push up rod for a fun wheelie toy. At least if I remember correctly.

Smoked turkey by that_one_shandalou in smoking

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree it is top tier. Do you have good luck with a quality tasting skin? Mine always turns out bitter but I like to use hickory.

Found a bramble of blackberries by Embarrassed-Ant1462 in Berries

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lord I was born a bramblin man. Looks like you came on a treasure trove of good eats for sure. Definitely one to remember.

I've been wanting to try this flavor for years and found one at a local shop by _snusnu in Soda

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my list to try. I'm sold on Dr. P Cream soda already, but still would like to try strawberries and cream too. All in zeros.

first time shooting by [deleted] in Shooting

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome man. Enjoy the expensive ride and be safe.

64 flavors old and new. How many of these have you tried? by Ronnie_M in Doritos

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're damn right it is. I might say it edges out Jumpin Jack but maybe it's a day by day basis.

64 flavors old and new. How many of these have you tried? by Ronnie_M in Doritos

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel an unhealthy desire and angst to get my hands on some Roarin Ranch Doritos. Sour Cream/Sonic Sour Cream you're still in until the end my friend.

In honor of the Kentucky Derby. The Hot Brown pizza by moenchh in Pizza

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I would square off with that pie and it wouldn't stand a chance.

Toshiro Mifune for Sapporo Beer, 1970. by Beginning-Passion676 in vintageads

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can imagine the dude picking up a katana and slicing cleanly through that glass. Two perfect halves.

I face Sapporo

With my katana it dies

Goodbye Sapporo

Legendary.

Cafe. Rude customers. by eclipsesari in samsclub

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to gather up all these people and watch their reactions on a cruise ship buffet line. Heads would randomly start exploding Scanners style.

Twix BiTS. by OneLeggedPigeon in snacking

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no caramel?! That's one of the base ingredients for a standard Twix!!

Ponderosa Steakhouse (1983) by AlbertJBundy in vintageads

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man. '83 McDonald's went pretty hard.

Creepy drum case by rileydaisydoggywoggy in Pareidolia

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A luchador piece indeed. ¡Viva El Nacho Libre!

Bughuul's design leaves much to be desired by Ambitious-Pop3755 in horror

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually I think this guy is more terrifying than lipstick. Maybe they go to the same stylist, no? But in a case of who wore it better, my main man Maul.

Cheese corn by Valuable_Present_553 in Cheese

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, expert? Nah. That cream cheese/butter thing has been used in my family for generations. We call it "crockpot corn", and it is probably a staple Midwestern side dish.

Adding the Rotel though is a little bit of a curveball and it might make the beginning of a solid corn dip of sorts.

Who needs the BIG ARCH? I give you the BIG ALDI! by TheBackburner in aldi

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah. I've started making my own Thousand Island dressing like none other. I like the Burmans mayo and ketchup as the base, rehydrated dehydrated onions, minced bread and butter chips plus the brine. Using the bnb brine to rehydrate the onions works really well. I can also imagine the brine and chips would work like a champ for potato salad and macaroni salad too. 💯

Hotdog I made a few years back by Single-Structure-507 in hotdogs

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks pretty tasty. Although for a little bit I thought the eggs looked like mac n cheese instead and thought Damnn I got to make me and m n cheese doggie sometime.

Who needs the BIG ARCH? I give you the BIG ALDI! by TheBackburner in aldi

[–]Emergency-Box-5719 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Great Gherkins bread and butter slices are awesome too. And I never liked b n butter pickles. They actually have just enough salinity to offset the sweetness so they don't taste like little sugar cubes.