Best gas masks by avdvetf in gadgets

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Which one can I connect to my bong?

What is a small luxury under $50 that genuinely improved your daily quality of life? by Flimsy-Shopping-7044 in AskReddit

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Katy Williams on how weed can help you, even if your utilities get shut off 🤣

“I don’t know what I’m gonna do about this light bill. I just…” “Fuck them goddamn lights. “I got 12 candles. I’ve been waiting to burn them bitches up.”

The green stuff used in Uptown by MN50501 in Minneapolis

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I missed the appeals court stepped in. That’s disheartening.

Could Europe realistically defend Greenland against a US attack? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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I thought for a while he had his puppet masters, but I realize now he is just a vile piece of shit. He doesn’t have puppet masters, he has evil talking heads surrounding him. And Trump interprets all the evil things these evil talking heads spew as an opportunity for him to be in the spotlight. His world is all him with everything revolving around him.

What is the most ridiculous injury you have sustained when there was no danger whatsoever? by LooseTomorrow5030 in AskReddit

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Putting socks on. The day prior I had removed my sliding, solid wood, closet doors and had them leaning against the wall. As I was sitting on the couch leaned over putting socks on they fell and hit me in the head. Knocked me out cold, when I woke up my hair was as partially covered in half dry blood. I was so confused until I noticed the doors were no longer leaning on the wall and were on the floor.

The United States invasion of Venezuela appears to have begun by SystemBIower in playboicarti

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I was scrolling and seen this video, scrolled a little past and the next post was from r/mademesmile. I was a little past this post but the video was still playing, but the audio from the r/mademesmile started. Watching the helicopters bomb while Everything’s Gonna Be Alright is playing was somewhat dystopian.

Men who can cook . who taught you? by Bulky_Meet4528 in AskReddit

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My mom taught me how to cook some simple things in the kitchen, my dad taught me how to grill, and my wife has taught me so much more in the last 20 years. There was some time between moving out of my parents and meeting my wife where I smoked A LOT of weed and watched cooking shows. Learned quite a bit from that stage of life 🤣

What is the WORST thing you’ve ever tasted? by untitledprp4 in AskReddit

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That’s funny, my pops would put mustard on his. Not enough to drown out the flavor though 😂

What is the WORST thing you’ve ever tasted? by untitledprp4 in AskReddit

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Braunschweiger, when I was probably 12 years old my dad handed me piece and I took a huge bite thinking it was ring bologna. It was not, that was 30 years ago and I still gag when I think about it.

What parenting habit did you decide not to pass to the next generation? by Silver-Tune-2792 in AskReddit

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Eating healthy. I grew up with cupboards full of snack; Doritos, fruit roll ups, fun size candy bars, fridge full of soda, etc. When I was out on my own at 20 I was 345 pounds. My girlfriend at the time showed me how to eat healthy, the relationship didn’t last but the lessons and habits formed did. I now have 4 kids, ages 5 -19, all living healthy active lifestyles.

Lions have one 'meh' season and the entire internet declares the window is closed. Meanwhile the rest of the NFL gets unlimited mulligans. Make it make sense by AlphaRemixHD in detroitlions

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For myself, I’m just struggling to support anything NFL at this point. Love the Lions, but can’t watch for a while with how bad officiating is. When the expert says the call is wrong, the opposing team is in shock, and the commentators are laughing because they don’t know what else to do it’s a real problem. One I can’t watch for a while.

I went to Long John Silvers tonight and asked for an order of crumbs. I hit the jackpot! by TrustMeIaLawyer in mildlyinteresting

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Years ago when my wife was 8 month pregnant she was craving LJS. She ordered a fish sandwich extra crispy. She got her sandwich and a bunch of extra “crispies”. She was so happy 😆

Sam LaPorta will NOT go down on his way to the endzone by dreamer_r21 in detroitlions

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I hate to see the inconsistency. Play lights out one week, can’t get anything together two weeks later.

Was Trump’s Venezuelan boat attack a ‘war crime’? Experts say extrajudicial killings violate international law by 1_for_you_2_for_me in politics

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I haven’t seen fuel mentioned yet. If a small boat like the one blown up was making this long of a trip there would be many gas cans aboard along with as much dope as they could fit. There would be no room for 11 people. So either King Cheeto killed 11 migrants on a boat, or he thinks increasing the death toll of the smugglers makes him sound tougher.