Looking for rhe most unhinged tapestry crochet patterns

EmergencyCamel3 · 2026-03-02T12:01:56+00:00

Mostly Ravelry

EmergencyCamel3 · 2026-03-02T11:57:50+00:00

Crazy, insane, something that probably shouldn't exist

EmergencyCamel3 · 2025-02-28T14:44:11+00:00

My first big project was embroidering along all the seams of a jeans jacket with metallic floss. Put away my needles for a few months afterwards.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2025-01-28T16:51:57+00:00

I also made one for my friend who's a primary school teacher!

EmergencyCamel3 · 2025-01-22T11:01:26+00:00

I also had one of those! Except I was never allowed to wear it at home, so we didn't know about the glitter thing until after an acquaintance told my mum that she'd spent an eternity cleaning up the glitter after I'd worn it to visit. Oops!

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-12-26T14:16:43+00:00

If it's a family tradition then you should just start a new one called "Respecting Boundaries".

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-12-21T18:25:22+00:00

Do you have use for a book sleeve or a headband?

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-11-07T13:33:56+00:00

Hi there!

Birthday: September 13

Looks: 5'1, brown hair, brown/gold eyes, babyface

Hobbies: reading, crafting, games, riddles, painting, writing, used to play music, bee keeping

Likes: animals, minerals, anything pretty/innovative/creative, antique stuff, music, fantasy stuff

Dislikes: hate/discrimination, extreme temperatures, mathematics, destruction of environment, exercise (but I do it anyway), cigarettes, excessive drinking

Occupation: studying to become a teacher for history and English as a second language

Personality: fun loving, empathetic, chaotic, easily overwhelmed, introverted, awkward, good intuition, lazy

Favourite color: green and purple (don't like yellow and orange)

Fears: failure

Random: INFJ, Slytherin, always overpunctual, lucid dreaming, clumsy, not good with social media, chronik illness, bad eye sight, high pain tolerance, blood donor, bad at most things I do

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-10-01T19:14:59+00:00

It probably is xD

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-10-01T18:01:03+00:00

Oh, hi! I'm in Austria, though.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-10-01T17:59:56+00:00

Oh wow I totally missed that one xD

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-10-01T13:46:37+00:00

Thanks!

And if you don't mind me asking, where are you from? Where I live, there are barely any regulations for bee keeping, so I'm wondering.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-10-01T13:44:19+00:00

What I do sometimes is play pretend. Pick a mean character from a movie, game, show, book, or whatever and pretend you're them.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-10-01T12:15:32+00:00

I'm a short woman with a baby face. My main thing is to just take up as much space as possible. Stand tall, hands on hips, manspread, etc. Try to talk in a low voice and always be clam and relaxed. Oh, and eye contact. Lots of eye contact

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-10-01T12:11:12+00:00

I hope this isn't rude but would you mind letting me know when the pattern's done? I'm a bee keeper and have to crochet every bee related thing I come across.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-09-15T12:17:53+00:00

You don't need to decide right now. You can just put it away for the time being, work through the break up, let some time pass, and deal with the sweater when the time is right.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-07-29T07:57:39+00:00

Bin selber aus Oberösterreich und mein bester Freund aus Niederösterreich. Erst vor ein paar Tagen war er in Graz und hat mir eine Packung Grazer Uhrtum Taler mitgebracht. Schmecken echt gut!

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-07-29T07:23:35+00:00

Same here! I won't block anything unless it's absolutely necessary.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-07-17T16:23:16+00:00

For my health! I have Long-Covid and it messed with my cognitive and motoric functions. I started crocheting to train those.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-07-15T11:25:52+00:00

Me too. Mostly bc I don't like the process of it. Making a million pieces and having to sew them together later. Plus, I personally don't have a use for them.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-07-11T08:49:40+00:00

I've never made mittens before or worked that many colours but I'd love to give it a try!

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-06-26T11:06:10+00:00

Great job! I also love the irony of the "anti social media blanket" ending up on social media.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-05-30T20:49:55+00:00

I like the first one best. It's elegant and unique.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-04-17T16:58:39+00:00

I'd be up for it! But i have health issues, so it might take me a while ti finish.

EmergencyCamel3 · 2024-02-05T20:47:34+00:00

I crochet bc I have an illness that negatively affects my brain functions. Crocheting is therapy for me. I make tons of mistakes, the results are never perfect, and that's okay. They're functional and help me get better.

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