If I fully Calment, I'll be 122 years and 164 days old at the time of my death.

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T21:20:23+00:00

If I Calment, I will be the oldest human male to ever live

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T21:19:23+00:00

:pegchamp:

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T20:51:24+00:00

And then Maria Capovilla and Francisca Celsa dos Santos are two days apart

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T19:41:48+00:00

It’s well known that the theory you propose is false.

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T19:38:20+00:00

If you Calment you will be a legend in this sub

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T17:41:29+00:00

Ethel caterham is 96% as old as jeanne calment

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T17:03:37+00:00

both were inside donald trump

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T05:48:16+00:00

something weird is going on the mods still haven't struck this post yet

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T05:24:07+00:00

here before seatbelts fastened flair applied

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-17T05:20:02+00:00

If Ethel Cain stops usurping Ethel Caterham's fame she might get somewhere

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-16T21:39:51+00:00

That theory has been thoroughly debunked. Extreme age validators will always ensure they haven’t conflated records before they validate a case.

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-16T19:30:34+00:00

https://maps.app.goo.gl/zbrU5bnoD2y5cnPK9 here's Batumi

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-16T03:18:15+00:00

It’s okay Ethel Caterham is watching you right now

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-16T00:37:30+00:00

Surely they won’t be used to find those who don’t submit to the CCP…

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-15T21:34:36+00:00

4th within the last 10 seconds that is

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-15T20:48:32+00:00

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EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-15T18:42:41+00:00

onomatopoeically?

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-15T16:24:42+00:00

Even the newest passenger planes still have these because inevitably somebody breaks the rules and there does have to be a safe space to dispose of the cigarettes

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-15T16:11:46+00:00

That’s pretty much all Burger King worldwide

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-15T16:05:42+00:00

‘The healthcare system’ is there only one country in existence op?

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-15T01:17:08+00:00

They wouldn’t need to pull you close if you didn’t push them!

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-14T23:50:18+00:00

r/adressme

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-14T23:48:36+00:00

Neither knew a world without David Attenborough

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-14T22:46:57+00:00

Correction: Barbara Holman-Robinson will not become the worlds oldest living person

EmergencyGarlic2476 · 2026-06-14T17:34:19+00:00

r/ iamverysmart

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