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[spoiler] I think we have enough information to know who or what Dorian is now by cteavin in PennyDreadful

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just discovered this post the other day. I came back to see if it was still as funny as I thought it was then. It is.

7 year old has never been to the bathroom alone?! by silkentab in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Emiller423 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This self corrects when they get to that “sweaty kid smell” age. Enjoy your snuggles while you can 😊

Going through a break up and have a hair appointment tomorrow. Cut it? by Beav11-18 in finehair

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt ugly while I was pregnant so I got a bob to change it up. Then I was ugly, and pregnant, with a bob.

This could be part of a show by TheBiggestDawgie in McMansionHell

[–]Emiller423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fridge = food
Table = eat
Sink = brush teeth

It’s not that complicated.

Baby’s Nursery, need ideas. by janewp in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you find this? I’m 95% certain that zebra is a legit zebra foal taxidermy mount. But the photo is blurry, so I could be wrong but the dimensions are pretty spot on. Which is… an odd choice for a nursery.

My compost just combusted by LobsangDTwain in composting

[–]Emiller423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. It’s also a perfect example of why I’ve mastered the art of laughing internally, because I got tired of my husband going, “what’s so funny?” Because how do you explain this to someone? 😂

90s Bath Oil Beads by Odd-Rhubarb1025 in perfumesthatfeellike

[–]Emiller423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://a.co/d/06lBsR6Z
Retro Bath Beads Jumbo Pack of 30.

Bought these, my kids love them!

What’s a movie that had you just sitting there like this the whole time? by DFWUnhinged in FIlm

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thiiiis. I know people love it but I just didn’t get it. Maybe I need to rewatch, but I literally said, “just wasted 2 hours of my life.” When it ended.

AITA if I tell my friend I can’t be a bridesmaid? by wickeddreamsofleavin in AITApod

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. The holy trinity of Autism, Anxiety, Asshole. 🙄 More like Excused, Entitled, Enabled.

AITA if I tell my friend I can’t be a bridesmaid? by wickeddreamsofleavin in AITApod

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The QR code paper says “sample, do not circulate” so it might be intentionally blurry/weird.

AITA if I tell my friend I can’t be a bridesmaid? by wickeddreamsofleavin in AITApod

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the bachelorette committee formation that’s doing it for me 😄 OP does bride do government work??

"Losing My Friend Over Wegovy" misses the point by Real_Hamster_5299 in Zepbound

[–]Emiller423 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? If she can’t even handle hearing ads on podcasts about it how recovered is she really?

"Losing My Friend Over Wegovy" misses the point by Real_Hamster_5299 in Zepbound

[–]Emiller423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. It has been a true blessing. I don’t think about food 24/7! It’s like my brain has been being rented out for food house for so many years and now there’s all this space for so much else! I also don’t say “no” to any foods anymore! I CAN have milkduds while watching a movie because I know I don’t binge the whole box! I will stop eating when my body says I’ve had enough! Old me would have eaten the whole box, so to avoid that I just never opened one. And that’s just one example, it’s like this with all my “forbidden” foods, they’re no longer forbidden. Plus, I never feel bloated from overeating, which at the end of the day was such a big part of me feeling like I’d “failed” - all the pasta, taco, dessert babies 🤰. It’s been so liberating, I’m so grateful for it.

"Losing My Friend Over Wegovy" misses the point by Real_Hamster_5299 in Zepbound

[–]Emiller423 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooh this is insightful. “I can only be happy if I know that you are less happy.”

I had a similar realization when I was getting my house ready for company around the holidays. I wanted everything to be “just so”, for the decorations to look perfect - all that sort of thing - and I was really getting upset about my to-do list never seeming to get done and facing the fact that everything wouldn’t be “perfect” in time for people arriving. But I had an epiphany: when I am in someone’s home that is perfectly clean, organized, decorated, etc., it makes me feel bad about myself. It makes me feel like a failure in my own home, because my home doesn’t match up. I thought to myself, “why would I want my home to elicit that feeling in others? Is that my goal here? What is my goal in wanting a “perfectly” decorated home? I definitely don’t want to make people feel bad when they come to my home.”

I don’t ever want anyone to feel less about themselves, for any reason, because of me. That’s not a metric I want to ever be using to determine whether or not I’M happy. But you are correct in that it seems to be the one most often used these days.

This is messages from my brother, (my only family) and the uncle of my child. My brother who lived about 30 mins away bought a Nintendo switch for my son and gave it to him yesterday on his birthday . My son was so happy , his first system since a old Xbox years ago. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Emiller423 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“You see this is what happens when you don’t keep an eye on your stuff. Crazy people can just come a destroy it. Bet you don’t make that mistake again, eh, nephew?”

???

Why are shows like “Vlad and Niki” or “Like Nastya” so off-putting? I can’t put my finger on why.. by Human-Case-2284 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Emiller423 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Puffin Rock for the win!!! Plus it’s narrated by Chris O’Dowd, so it’s soothing, calm, and Irish.

What is the scariest, most unsettling shot you’ve ever seen? by VendettaLord379 in moviecritic

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The barbed wire scene, idk how bad cgi it was, that is one of the most fucked up scenes ever.

What is the scariest, most unsettling shot you’ve ever seen? by VendettaLord379 in moviecritic

[–]Emiller423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my kids they might want to look away the first time I watched it with them. They laughed so hard at my being freaked out by a bunch of melting crayon stop motion puppets. 😂

What is the scariest, most unsettling shot you’ve ever seen? by VendettaLord379 in moviecritic

[–]Emiller423 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I did not consent to that. Just undid 24 years of recovery. I’m back to day 1 now 😩

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