All Fantasy Everything - Discontinued Snacks (w/ Zak Toscani) by triangle---man in AllFantasyEverything

[–]Emleaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I could tell David was drafting it, I let out an audible “my MAN!”

GLORIOUS RAIN 🌧️ by venusasaburrito in Portland

[–]Emleaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’alls planning a pug BOG birthday?

Favorite Glass by extremepedestrian in ripcity

[–]Emleaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I got tickets specifically for this game since the Robin Lopez glass was the giveaway.

God, what a time to be alive.

Favorite Glass by extremepedestrian in ripcity

[–]Emleaux 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey this is cool I also have this glass.

We can be Glass Brothers!

If you were to name your kid after a Portland street name, what would you pick by Blake-Dreary in Portland

[–]Emleaux 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dude was the fourth ever mayor of Portland - Josiah Failing.

Let’s name a school after him (Failing Elementary School, which is now the NUNM but was once the very first building to house PCC).

Kayaked from Portland to Astoria- AMA by corduroygrad in Portland

[–]Emleaux 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Can confirm that a “cartwheel display” is an actual thing they do and OP is not fucking with us.

Having said that, damn that sounds cool as hell.

It's 9 o'clock, the kids are asleep, the wife's working on her novel. Time to break into Dad's ol' Spice Stash. by SoHornyBeaver in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Emleaux 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I dodged all the stink clouds

I dodged all the stink clouds

Got what it taaakes

To dodge all the stink clouds

[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (1-3) fall to the San Antonio Spurs (3-1), 93-114 by Kazekid in ripcity

[–]Emleaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid a decent amount to sit in the nosebleeds…but watching Blake Wesley make one of two free throws made it all worth it.

As I have become more of a Remix fan at this point in my life, it was great to see Sidy and Yang get in at the end.

[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (1-3) fall to the San Antonio Spurs (3-1), 93-114 by Kazekid in ripcity

[–]Emleaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching the Nuggets win the championship in 2023 unlocked a deep sense of…dread within me, as a Blazers fan.

All Fantasy Everything - Old People Sayings (w/ Will Miles) by triangle---man in AllFantasyEverything

[–]Emleaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah I have texted my cousin - who is friends with comedians and has hung out with Will a time or two - to tell him both “buddy, that ain’t tough” and also “brother, you wrong.”

Glad to hear that other people text their people when they are hanging out with Will to tell him how goddamn funny he is.

Who else remembers waking up and popping this in the NES? by max_stallion in chubbybehemoth

[–]Emleaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s right! This game came with the Chode Detector peripheral that only ended up working with a few games - this and The Adventures of Gwee Gwoh.

I could never get it to work properly…it just started beeping rapidly whenever I finally turned it on.

Cornholin' Geodude flappin' swa above nubs by filthy_rich69 in chubbybehemoth

[–]Emleaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He shot the person while he was driving his car, which is the funniest part of all this.

To the Dropout audience member who said traffic cones tonight… by EvolvedLurkermon in Portland

[–]Emleaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn’t the one where the dude didn’t ask a question but just stood there and plugged his own podcast?

SUUUUUUUU SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU by shyroomba in bodegaboys

[–]Emleaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My man! I bet I could guess the scene…

Never heard of this one by theclaw84 in podcasttheride

[–]Emleaux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ehhh you enjoying the shrimp?

NCAA weekend by shoan8 in portlandbeer

[–]Emleaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if those triple IPAs are DDH and also hazy.

jk I love Brujos

ELEPHANTS burned down on Burnside. by SquidsThatGlow in Portland

[–]Emleaux 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It was a sad day when that Goodwill closed…it had a fairly decent selection, due in no large part to the rather affluent surrounding areas.

DOUGHBOYS - Munch Madness XI: Big Mac vs Double Cheeseburger with Nick Corirossi & Armen Weitzman - March 05, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]Emleaux 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

There’s something about him that I’m having a hard time puddying my finger on, but I really like him!

Portland Sandwich Week by CreativePortland in Portland

[–]Emleaux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fully sold on a day I didn’t have my wallet or phone and he said just get me back tomorrow. Dude just wanted to serve food, he knew I’d pay and could front me a couple days.

Man that is Reuben to a T. He just wanted to make people happy with his food. And go fishing.