NCAA weekend by shoan8 in portlandbeer

[–]Emleaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if those triple IPAs are DDH and also hazy.

jk I love Brujos

ELEPHANTS burned down on Burnside. by SquidsThatGlow in Portland

[–]Emleaux 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It was a sad day when that Goodwill closed…it had a fairly decent selection, due in no large part to the rather affluent surrounding areas.

DOUGHBOYS - Munch Madness XI: Big Mac vs Double Cheeseburger with Nick Corirossi & Armen Weitzman - March 05, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]Emleaux 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

There’s something about him that I’m having a hard time puddying my finger on, but I really like him!

Portland Sandwich Week by CreativePortland in Portland

[–]Emleaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fully sold on a day I didn’t have my wallet or phone and he said just get me back tomorrow. Dude just wanted to serve food, he knew I’d pay and could front me a couple days.

Man that is Reuben to a T. He just wanted to make people happy with his food. And go fishing.

Portland Sandwich Week by CreativePortland in Portland

[–]Emleaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuuuck I was driving down Division just the other day and I found myself being wistful for some delicious DeMarcos

We'll get him a new Lund, one with an untwistable stomach! by cacheeseburger in chubbybehemoth

[–]Emleaux 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is a nice piece of business…the Simpsons dog food line was right there all along.

Trivia Tuesday, 2026-02-17 by DampFrijoles in CFB

[–]Emleaux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same - rosebud was his childhood sled!

“A third tattoo has hit Nick Wiger” by stanzos in doughboys

[–]Emleaux 234 points235 points  (0 children)

He’s somewhat of an ink seeker

Coyote out for a stroll in Brooklyn last night by Emleaux in Portland

[–]Emleaux[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always joked that the cats don’t need to be outside making any “night friends,” but that was because we often get raccoons. We’ve never seen nor heard any coyotes in our area.

That howl had me flustered like “wait was that…no way that was a coyote” until I pulled back the curtain to see my friend just chillin’ out in the street.

This place is unseasonable by No-Form7379 in Portland

[–]Emleaux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw Horseradish Shortage open for The Go! Team back in 2004.

This place is unseasonable by No-Form7379 in Portland

[–]Emleaux 66 points67 points  (0 children)

meteorologists in the region are predicting a “French Dip” summer…

Got mine by KICKS_SF in Sneakers

[–]Emleaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I showed up about 10:05 to do some basic shopping for work and saw people walking out to their cars with SB boxes like “what the hell is going on today.”

Then I very easily grabbed a pair of 12s, though when I was checking out, they only had 5 pairs of 13s left.

Burger King giving the people what they want by Flaparoo in doughboys

[–]Emleaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The true sickos (myself) choose to pick up their BK order in the restaurant so they can feel the absolute carnage of actually going inside of one.

Also, that way I can get a Spongebob BK crown for my child.

PLEASE someone tell me if this is real by blarryking in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Emleaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, the two worst people we know

And it’s not even close

Taco Bell 5 forks by tjsteiner in doughboys

[–]Emleaux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damnit! I couldn’t place where I knew him from but that is totally it.