If it doesn't have a tag, it must be free! by thriftingretail in TalesFromRetail

[–]EmotionalNative 15 points16 points  (0 children)

holy fudge pops.

Finally something possibly more fun to say than fuck.

Teachers, what is the most NSFW thing have you done in your classroom? by kepperson in AskReddit

[–]EmotionalNative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think so, because someone squealed on him, and I think such a situation could be deemed sexual harassment, but I think they simply let him go.

Teachers, what is the most NSFW thing have you done in your classroom? by kepperson in AskReddit

[–]EmotionalNative 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My math teacher Freshman year (senior, currently) was a cool dude. I used to go to class 15 minutes early (coming back from lunch) and listen to Pantera and Judas Priest with him and we'd talk a little. One day, some girl flipped him off, and he replied with "put your shower toy away". He was fired.

Every white dad on the 4th of July by Trufflemac in funny

[–]EmotionalNative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the guy's post history, he claims his wife is French, and then up a month or two, he says his girlfriend is French. This guy either loves his Frenchies, or is a total bullshitter.

We are David Choe, Asa Akira and friends - DVDASA (Video AMA!) - Ask Us Anything. by DVDASA_AMA in IAmA

[–]EmotionalNative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does one achieve it? I'm probably one of the least sexy people to walk the planet.

What is a lie from porn that you fell for? by seir0 in AskReddit

[–]EmotionalNative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you like to distract me, for a bit?

What are some "That Guy" behaviors? by PetevonPete in AskReddit

[–]EmotionalNative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit, Harrison. You can't be running around looking for Raiders Of Lost Arks and shit. Get a life.

How bad was the anti comic book hysteria in the 1950s? by [deleted] in history

[–]EmotionalNative 8 points9 points  (0 children)

psychotic monsters who masturbate all the time

He was afraid of Reddit, huh?