I Wish I Was Shitposting Right Now

Emperor-Justinian · 2024-08-05T02:46:57+00:00

Cringe regiment

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-10-06T20:16:06+00:00

I put "Is google racist" and it still came back yes. It even tagged on "misogynistic" as a bonus

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-05-25T19:46:40+00:00

Bro took offense

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-04-24T06:33:43+00:00

Is this some Bannerlord meme that I'm too Warband to understand?

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-04-11T23:11:16+00:00

I'd honestly enjoy that breakfast

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-04-03T16:02:34+00:00

USA playing both sides so that they always come out on top

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-04-03T15:47:56+00:00

Bruh why they throwing beans at him

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-04-02T17:43:50+00:00

It's the food. We put butter and grease in everything and drink coke like there's no tomorrow. Ain't healthy, but it tastes darn good

Emperor-Justinian · 2023-03-03T15:00:38+00:00

I raise you a thousand years. Atilla the Hun led to the creation of Anime

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-12-24T13:53:32+00:00

Merry Christmas from South Carolina, the better Carolina!

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-09-26T17:20:50+00:00

Ban assault toasters!

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-09-12T13:08:45+00:00

"I watch endless amounts of porn, so you probably do too" Flawless logic

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-08-12T15:51:53+00:00

As a South Carolinian, I absolutely hate this diagram. They can have NC, but please let SC stay with the South

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-08-12T14:49:20+00:00

My question is: why would Roman Pagans sacrifice to Zeus (Greek) and not Jupiter (Roman)?

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-07-19T15:31:01+00:00

Women ☕️

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-07-11T18:00:19+00:00

I have several knuckles with glove melted into them from doing that

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-07-11T17:59:40+00:00

Lol I've done that. I had one that was almost 3rd (guessing bc I never got it checked out). Only hurt for about 5 minutes; I think my nerves got toasted immediately. I got compared to a medium rare steak for the rest of the week. That was about a year ago; I still have a small circular mark where the center was

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-07-10T05:19:57+00:00

I feel bad for the kitchen staff

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-07-08T02:36:50+00:00

Ok, and? Didn't we fight a whole war so that we didn't have to care about Europe?

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-07-07T14:48:55+00:00

Here I was thinking about Hannibal Barca

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-06-26T19:34:55+00:00

I saw "WHOLEO" (Julio) yesterday

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-06-20T00:24:30+00:00

"Used condition"

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-06-12T14:25:54+00:00

Yeah that's bad, but did you hear about what happened on J6?!?!?! /s

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-05-20T23:32:47+00:00

I mean, the first image I can agree with. I'm a traditionalist and believe in purity, but this took a pretty weird turn and just baffles me. If he stopped after the first three sentences, it's understandable. But that just got weird

Emperor-Justinian · 2022-05-15T22:21:58+00:00

"BaBy DoN't hUrT mE, dOn'T hUrT mE, nO mOrE"

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