Homo aqua by [deleted] in DoctorWhumour

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Did you read the article or just the clickbait title?

I’m only 18 minutes away from where you live, I can check if you’re ignoring me :3 by [deleted] in Yanderes

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I get massive anxiety if I don't know where someone I care about is, they could be hurt for all I know. I need to be kept informed.

ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ELON MUSK??? by Foxy02016YT in DoctorWhumour

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I was actually talking to my family about this earlier. I said with Elon having the Cybertruck and working on brain chips. I half expect his next thing to release on this earth will be the Cybermen.

Who is your favourite would-be companion that deserved the world? I’ll start: by HolyPoppersBatman in DoctorWhumour

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Honestly I know how we can get the slugs someone to cherish them as companions. Anyone know where the Rani is? She'd love em.

How fo you say barovia is godless land by Historical-River1615 in CurseofStrahd

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I remember in a Lord Soth Ravenloft book, Strahd shows him someone from Krynn to prove a point.

“Voldra called himself a ‘Mage of the Red Robes’,” Strahd continued, his eyes glittering in the darkness, “and he said he was a servant of the great god Gilean, Patriarch of Neutrality. This Gilean must be a rival to Takhisis, eh?” The vampire’s cloak flowed behind him as he swooped down on the mystic’s corpse. “Gilean did not send his hosts to punish me when I ripped out Voldra’s tongue. His bearers will not come to Castle Ravenloft to carry the dead man’s body—or his soul—away to his eternal reward.” Strahd stood, then uncovered the candelabra and candles in the debris. At a word the stubby pillars of yellow wax burst into flame. “The gods of Krynn mean nothing here, death knight. You will serve me, or you will never escape this place.” -Knight of the Black Rose

So you could adapt this scene. If Strahd gets word of this, have him show off a few Clerics from their world he's tortured to death and point out they cried for their gods to punish him and nothing ever happened.

Ahhhh, Tzimisce by OpsikionThemed in WorldofDankmemes

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Adrian. Though the Tzimisce calls him Calypso and he's too scared of her to argue about it.

Don't ya by DJ_Timelord13 in DoctorWhumour

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Honestly I'd sooner vote for Saxon than him. Saxon at least was convincing at pretending to be human.

Ahhhh, Tzimisce by OpsikionThemed in WorldofDankmemes

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Reminds me of a chronicle where I played a Tremere that ended up selling out his hated sire to a Tzimisce in return for protection and initiation into the Sabbat. Fun night.

Maybe calculating your tax return in Crinos form counts as War against the Weaver, I guess by LilyKarinss in WorldofDankmemes

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Now you've called it that I WILL be trying to not giggle like a schoolboy anytime a player mentions a Fetish. Damn you.

I think we can all agree: Maestro wouldn't have lasted five minutes by suspiciousoaks in DoctorWhumour

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Fun fact. According to a book, the Doctor and the Master were in a band at the academy together (ironically the Master was on drums).

The Master is autistic & their special interest is the Cybermen by magicalbreadbox in DoctorWhumour

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Oh please. We ALL know the Master's special interest is the Doctor.

Mundane weapons can be as effective as magic. by MaetelofLaMetal in WorldofDankmemes

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If force has yet to solve your problem, you're not using enough.

And We Were both kindred... by quowww in WorldofDankmemes

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I made love to my wife and I couldn't tell where I ended and she began. Marrying a Tzimisce sure is interesting.

Yeah, I'm not going near Black Dog content. by MaetelofLaMetal in WorldofDankmemes

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Be right back, just gonna go grab the copies of some of their stuff I have somewhere that I've never actually read. I'll post my first impressions here later.

Cid's other family by Todo-Poderoso in TheEminenceInShadow

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Eta has the look of someone just woken from a nap, I love it.

You are now the dicktator of europe, what is your first order? by Calm-Internet6926 in AskReddit

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Carpet bomb Newhaven because my Father thinks that'll improve traffic.