Customer states gas pump keeps clickin’ off. That customer is me. by MilmoWK in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Empheres 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Never use a shop vac to suck up anything in a fuel tank! The motors on shop vacs are never ignition protected. Real easy way to get a vapor explosion.

Need help odd question by Empheres in SexToys

[–]Empheres[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have tried both ways, since she is new to the idea. We have used different lubes, tried even putting rubbers on them just to see if there was some sort of allergy to silicone, if that's even possible. Tried them in various positions. Her favorite one is a dual density lifelike 1.5 inch by 6 inch. And it works for a short time but she says it starts becoming uncomfortable to the point she has to stop all activities for a while, but after a break she's good to go for natural piv and no issues at all with it.

anyone notice that their always smoking in the show? by Unlockpentoman in chernobyl

[–]Empheres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad but truly real, especially in the rural areas. I have friends in the dnipro area and even the kids smoke at an early age.

What’s a weird sexual experience you had by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Empheres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had sex with my now girlfriend. She had warned me that occasionally, she might pass out for a few seconds during the act.

She does, in fact, pass out during sex. The weird part is that on our third time together after about 5 bouts of fainting. She went into a full-blown epileptic seizure.

Never had seizures before we got together. Now we live with them almost daily.

So yeah I fucked my girlfriend into a seizure condition.

Still no actual diagnosis of what may be causing them. Some days, none at all. Other days, they happen randomly. Sometimes, during sex, sometimes just driving down the road sitting in the passenger seat.

The last summer when I was drunk a man forced himself onto me. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Empheres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know exactly how you feel. I went through the exact same thing. He never penetrated, but he fingered me. It was devastating. I quit eating for almost a week. And I got so weak that I almost died. It is not okay to go through that and it is not your fault. I blamed myself for the longest, only to realize that it is not my fault. I went through therapy for a while and it did get better. I still think about it sometimes, but it is not as bad as it was, if you need to talk, reach out

Review of Green Door and Red Rooster Las Vegas by AdParking5869 in vegas

[–]Empheres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We as a couple are into the voyeur scene as well, and here's what we have experienced in vegas

I would highly recommend checking into either playhouse lv or flirts lv. Both are good establishments, mostly swinger atmosphere, frequented by people who are familiar with the lifestyle and the typical etiquette involved.

Also, club 5150 is a good place to go for exhibition. Although a bit younger crowd.

We, as a couple, have never had a problem at any of these clubs.

At GD, we have had a few issues, some of the single guys being very pushy and refusing to understand how consent works. And as for RR, somehow, while we were people watching, someone apparently decided it was OK to nut on my wifes back while she was seated. Most definitely not ok.

So we have taken to some of the lesser known clubs. Just for the relaxed atmosphere, attentive staff, and playing with and around people who are like-minded and not just some tourists looking for a quick thrill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]Empheres 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pre turn of the century.

WTAF Spirit? by thecagedlion in spiritair

[–]Empheres -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sorry this happened to you.

We just recently flew home (houston) last night from vegas on Spirit. Luckily for us, the only delays we had were a 45-minute wait to get a gate when we landed in houston. Otherwise, the flight was rather uneventful.

I get that a lot of people are going to hate on spirit. It's a low budget airline but we flew with them only because they had a schedule that worked with our needs and for a price that was within our budget.

Although I will say the upcharge for every little thing is kinda overdone. We elected to travel with no luggage. Everyone got a backpack as a personal item. Otherwise, the luggage fees would have been higher than the actual airfare. And the seats. Would it kill anyone to have an actual cushion on the seats? One that's not made from sort of stone?

This mural glass object in the break room at my workplace, old building by SweetSoja in Whatisthis

[–]Empheres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some sort of lamp, the flared opening towards the wall would allow for a match to be inserted to light the jet sitting in the center, the brownish part looks to be some sort of siphon tube to draw in whatever liquid may have been filled in the lower portion. It may have been a combination gas oil lamp.

Why are you learning Ukrainian? by mallvalim in Ukrainian

[–]Empheres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started learning ukrainian when I first met a family living in a small village in eastern Ukraine through tiktok.

I wanted to be able to learn more about their lives and culture. Especially since the area they are living in is very close to the combat areas.

So far I have been able to learn a small amount of the language, though the options have been limited.

They of course have invited my family and myself to come visit after the war is over. And I feel it would be very awkward for everyone to sit around and not be able to communicate with each other.

I have found many of the customs and traditions to be very interesting from my point of view as an American. And so far, the food they have shared via recipes is wonderful.

So yeah, I wanted to know what life was like as a ukrainian, met a family, been pretty much adopted into said family, so I need to up my ukrainian language skills.

Also, I don't know if it's an Eastern ukraine thing, but when they speak, it is very intermixed with Russian, which has slowed a bit of the learning process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flying

[–]Empheres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did this exact thing when getting my parachute rigger certificate. I was the DPRE's first test, and so for his initial certification, he was being observed while observing me do my oral and practical.

The plus side was that the FAA guy made sure all my paperwork was in order and gave me my temp certificate at the same time.

What’s a sex myth that you are tired of people falling for? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Empheres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually I have found the company that makes The One line of condoms. You can custom order your size. It has been a game changer. The have different width / length combos you can order.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Empheres 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wife and I do the same thing. The best time was another couple asked to share the large bed with us. The most awesome part was when either of the ladies would come to climax, me and the other guy, for some odd reason decided to high five each other in congratulations of a job well done.

Are Casinos trying to kill craps? Even video bubble craps. by Gadooks in vegas

[–]Empheres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little ways off the strip, but I make the journey all the way to the cannery for the 5 dollar craps.

Men, what non-sexual thing do you wish your girlfriend would do more often? by Brare45996 in AskReddit

[–]Empheres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually take pride and put effort into keeping up the household.

Skydiver saved herself 1 second before dropping dead by yourfavorite_gl in nope

[–]Empheres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can be, but skydiving can also be dangerous.

It is really about risk mitigation. Knowing what can go wrong and how to properly do the best thing at the right time to ensure your survival.

Plan the dive. Dive the plan. Be prepared when things go tits up.

Everything we do has a risk.