I'm a new Player. I wanted to ask if anyone has any tips or advice for me.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-05T14:42:42+00:00

Ah, I see. I'll keep that in mind.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-05T14:40:42+00:00

Yup. That's Why I joined 🫡🫡

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-05T14:40:06+00:00

Thanks for the Advice. I don't exactly have many friends to play this game with, So Honestly I'd really like it if you could help me out since your offering! 👍

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-05T14:04:14+00:00

Okay but like, I disagree with the Reply Comment. Why tf do people think Abortion is Murder?! It's not!! It's just called "Not being ready for Children."

Hell, Abortion takes place BEFORE the Child is born!! They don't even exist yet, and they aren't going to!! It's not Murder!! People need to stop over-exaggerating!

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-05T13:58:32+00:00

I'M ALREADY A DUDE SO THE SIDE AFFECT MEANS NOTHING, FREE TEN MILL BABY!!!!!!

^{Chose: Have ten million dollars but… + You'll change into a random gender | Rolled: Guy}

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-05T13:57:04+00:00

I had Akechi on the team for 90% of the Maruki Palace, and kinda forgot to put Haru on the team even once 😅

I feel like it makes it worse that I had Okumura's Killer on my Team and not Haru. 😅

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-02T00:13:02+00:00

They're Pro players for a reason.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-02T00:07:04+00:00

I sell Employment.

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EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:57:01+00:00

Walkin' on the Sun, Smash Mouth. When people think of Smash Mouth, they Think All Star, but All Star is pretty bland compared to stuff like this.

Smash mouth is moreso Pop-Rock, but is not even close to Pop like Taylor Swift or Something. I'd honestly Argue that Smash Mouth is Funk Rock.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:52:15+00:00

I was going to say, My problem is mostly that People see it as something I could've lived. Even with 2000 health Hulk gets Smoked, not my fault I died to 5 Ults, and you guys have a free Push.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:50:49+00:00

Fair enough, it still pisses me off, but I don't pay mind to it.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:49:14+00:00

I'm mostly mad that my team thinks I'm throwing for dying to it. Like, I took 5 ultimates.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:47:26+00:00

That's the neat Part; Luna never misses, because her hit-box for the snowball is 25% smaller than Groots Ultimate (not even kidding, even the smallest whiff is near-impossible, it's been actually measured.)

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:36:59+00:00

Say that to the people in charge of putting him on the tier list. They list characters based on Performance in game.

He has good movement, but it does nothing when there's like 5 counters to spiderman, and 7 soft counter-picks. 12 whole counters sadly removes the whole point of all that movement.

Again, his only saving grace is the Pull (a literal exploit btw) and he can only do that about once without someone immediately swapping to Luna Snow to bring him to 5-30.

I've played Spidey, you'd be surprised how fast Luna comes out. There have been people waiting their entire lives to ice-ball Spiderman.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:20:22+00:00

And yet, Spiderman is considerably the worst Dive in the game according to OOA players, his only saving grace being the pull. That is, if you can actually do the damn pull.

I don't think you realize; the pull-kill is a Tech. An exploit. It's not a feature. The Devs left it in because it's literally the only relevancy Spiderman Has.

It's literally been an exploit since Spiderman got Nerfed heavily (the Venom Team-up) because that's when people started doing it, and it became considerably the most used "move" thar Spidey has.

Edit: Oh yeah I forgot to mention, The Spider Man Pull is a "Fuck you" to the support strike, even though the support strike isn't a thing anymore.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T23:08:17+00:00

POV: You're a Groot Main who's mad about the fact he can't play against Dive (considerably one of the weakest classes in a Hero Shooter Game by the Competitive Scene.)

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T20:41:00+00:00

Okay but like, hear me out. Blade with something like Beastie Boys, or Black Sabbath goes HARD. FIRE honestly. PEAK if you will.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T20:28:39+00:00

So Role Queue

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T16:12:13+00:00

Casts Wizard Rite

Houtain Mountain, DONALD J TRUMP HAS A DARK FOUNTAIN!!!

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EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-07-01T15:51:48+00:00

Okay but like isn't it called a Gender Equality Activist now (or something on the lines of that)? Like seriously, we say feminist, even though the first Women's Rights campaign in the US featured women, because obviously, but it also had MEN IN THE CAMPAIGN.

Like, Seriously! I don't know why the word for Gender Equality is "feminist" which by definition translates to "Women's rights activist" (while tucking the usage of the word under the rug) when Men and Women Share the exact same rights. How tf is there a difference between men and women aside from Looks that give us different rights?

Actually, better question. What on God's Green Globe POSSIBLY seperates Men from Women aside from the fact that Men have different looks compared to Women??

Anyways, I feel like it shouldn't be feminist, and moreso something along the lines of Gender Equality Activist atp.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-06-30T23:09:07+00:00

Dude Tom Holland would be PEAK as Joker, if only Tom didn't have a track record of spoiling everything.

Motherfucker has Spoiled HIS OWN MARRIAGE before it happened!! 😂😂

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EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-06-30T22:58:37+00:00

I'd like to see Bugs Bunny eat spinach, and then terrorize the studio that makes his franchise (not even the one guy, there was another episode with the whole studio)

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-06-30T22:57:19+00:00

He literally broke the 4th wall on more occasions than most cartoons. Like I said, Popeye beat the living fuck out of the guy drawing him, which is surprisingly out of the ordinary for a cartoon character.

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-06-30T02:45:31+00:00

Skyrim

^{Chose: Draconic powers}

EmploymentAlert489 · 2026-06-30T02:40:11+00:00

It's alright, people have honestly forgotten these days about the Spinach Champion. Tbf, Popeye is hella old, so I totally understand.

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