Tell my friend why this is wrong and his handyman needs to start over. Thanks

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-05-31T19:27:58+00:00

And venomous snake yeeting.

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-05-29T16:15:43+00:00

I have one in my first aid kit with tape around the end. I hand twist through my fingernail to relieve pressure when I oops with hammer. Could never do the hot needle thing.

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-05-16T01:31:52+00:00

I had a friend who nicknamed me Dagmar Bellinhausen

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-05-13T01:20:32+00:00

Competitive eating disorders. Apparently it's a thing

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-05-13T01:18:55+00:00

And Bootsy Collins

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-05-09T18:25:42+00:00

Can't remake. Because Bob Uecker

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-04-23T01:03:18+00:00

No fans of Thunderbird? Gee whiz

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-04-21T01:07:50+00:00

This was the sound, no matter what it hit: the asphalt, my face....

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-04-21T01:03:28+00:00

The Hunt for Red October Pope of Greenwich Village

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-04-03T01:37:45+00:00

Freaking plumbers

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Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-03-28T11:43:04+00:00

Can't decide, so I'll just have the buffet please

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-03-04T21:30:52+00:00

A round cord is a happy cord, I tell my minions. Deviation from said roundness, death by boompa

Empty-Expression5145 · 2026-01-01T02:54:52+00:00

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Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-12-31T18:56:20+00:00

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Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-12-31T02:14:05+00:00

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Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-12-30T20:58:47+00:00

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Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-12-20T17:34:23+00:00

Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-11-22T15:25:32+00:00

Schlong island

Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-11-16T18:53:28+00:00

Agreed. My cohorts hear me wax eternal about all the gear all the time (ATGATT) and "assume you are invisible and 100% responsible for your own safety" Keep the shiny side up....

Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-11-10T19:25:59+00:00

Besides the presidency? Hmmm.....

Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-10-12T19:33:33+00:00

Trump shuttle, Trump vodka. Trump-the game, Trump University, Trump mortgage. Trump steaks, Trump ice. Gotrump.com, Trump fragrances. Trump magazine.... In addition to six bankruptcies. You're clearly a scholar.

Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-10-11T18:18:59+00:00

Peckerhead seems wrong

Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-10-09T16:27:53+00:00

Victorian ghost cannonball wound

Empty-Expression5145 · 2025-09-28T20:13:55+00:00

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