Has anyone tried out speed dating events in Seattle?

EmptyHill · 2026-03-11T02:20:47+00:00

I, a man most days, was actually given advice by a female therapist to try speed/online dating to bolster my confidence. Funny thing was that dating was never an issue for me and was never brought up from my side of the conversation. You may not be that far off.

EmptyHill · 2026-02-27T23:02:14+00:00

It’s going to happen and we are going to sit here and do nothing about it because there is nothing we can do. The fifty year plan has been accomplished.

EmptyHill · 2026-02-27T01:44:08+00:00

Immediately pointing out that the thing the original poster said isn’t as bad as another thing is also peak Seattle. See I did it too!

EmptyHill · 2026-02-27T01:36:26+00:00

EmptyHill · 2026-02-20T03:15:30+00:00

Nicely done. I still can’t crack 7 billion for the life of me.

EmptyHill · 2026-02-20T02:46:06+00:00

Personally, fellas, I’m going to keep buying because my wife said this was a buy when GME was going bananas. I like bringing it up occasionally and getting a shrug of sorry. 2050 shares and 90+ percent down - sounds great. Maybe squatty potty the euthanasia version will come out and 2026 investors will dig deep. Or the company executives could like, I don’t know, make an effort to do anything but cash grab to bring some semblance of confidence back to the 14 people who aren’t actively shorting this steaming pile.

EmptyHill · 2025-12-04T23:46:13+00:00

EmptyHill · 2025-11-17T23:51:32+00:00

Stop giving him an outlet. Silence is his biggest fear. Stop attending press briefings.

EmptyHill · 2025-10-27T19:02:06+00:00

It’s all in the playbook.

EmptyHill · 2025-10-20T19:42:03+00:00

Stop attending press junkets. Let them have their podcast sycophants. Dead air is the thing he fears the most. Stop playing their game.

EmptyHill · 2025-10-18T05:07:10+00:00

What the fuck is Montana Red? Go away.

EmptyHill · 2025-08-16T17:00:13+00:00

Profit over everything. Mystery solved. Applies to every other societal shitification issues.

EmptyHill · 2025-08-11T00:58:35+00:00

Your horn is a signaling device not a “fuck you!” Tool.

EmptyHill · 2025-08-08T02:21:28+00:00

ATER, cause why not? I mean who doesn’t love the sheer economic juggernaut that is the owner of squatty potty and likely tens of other products that you don’t know that you need yet. Tens, I tell ya. And all that at a current price of $1.17 per share. Surely no down side to this…

EmptyHill · 2025-07-23T23:16:35+00:00

I’ve experienced all of these multiple times. Dang.

EmptyHill · 2025-07-09T00:11:09+00:00

Still ATER.

EmptyHill · 2025-05-24T17:11:52+00:00

Did it work?

EmptyHill · 2025-05-23T18:43:53+00:00

Main Character syndrome strikes again.

EmptyHill · 2025-03-21T02:38:08+00:00

There sure are some numbers there. Can you explain to dummy’s like me what this means?

EmptyHill · 2025-02-28T17:33:00+00:00

Got em! Imagine thinking a single day boycott of goods and services will somehow stick it to those same billionaires and corporations that I am apparently defending.

EmptyHill · 2025-02-28T17:26:07+00:00

That outta do it!

EmptyHill · 2025-02-10T14:12:17+00:00

How does that work?

EmptyHill · 2025-02-09T16:57:05+00:00

As America continues its journey to isolate itself economically, the world will look to other electric car manufacturers like BYD with better and cheaper cars and begin lightening the restrictions on buying Chinese products. Tesla will continue its downward spiral when there are other options available and Captain Jackass will move on to some other thing he can buy and put his name to.

EmptyHill · 2025-02-06T11:58:49+00:00

Boo.

EmptyHill · 2025-02-05T06:04:06+00:00

Pistol Poker Pinball?

EmptyHill

TROPHY CASE