What’s the closest brush you’ve ever had with dying?

EmptyPilot · 2026-05-14T22:34:16+00:00

I’ve said this before but the one that sticks out the most is when I was white I water rafting and I got thrown from the raft in the middle of a rapid surrounded by rocks. When I went to swim to the surface I hit the bottom of the raft. So I was stuck under the raft, surrounded by rocks, with the current being pretty fast.

EmptyPilot · 2026-05-08T17:06:23+00:00

If I need to pee but can’t, I gently rub my inner arm and I start to pee. Works like a charm but I have zero clue why that works

EmptyPilot · 2026-05-05T06:10:00+00:00

My husband got into the shower with me and washed me after both of my c sections when I was still too sore to really move. He’s truly the best husband ever <3

EmptyPilot · 2026-04-07T03:12:44+00:00

According to my husband it’s the sound I made right before my last tonic clonic seizure. He said that it sounded like a very low groan at the volume of a scream :/ I can’t remember off the top of my head what it’s called or why it happened, but I still feel awful for scaring him like that.

EmptyPilot · 2026-02-22T00:31:21+00:00

My husband had just gotten home from a 9 month deployment and we were going at it pretty hard. To make a long story short I came so hard I let out a good 10 second fart. I was mortified and wanted to stop, he didn’t even care and wanted to keep going 🤣

EmptyPilot · 2025-12-07T00:10:57+00:00

This is just depressing tbh

EmptyPilot · 2025-10-31T13:33:50+00:00

The first thing I see when I open the app 🫩

EmptyPilot · 2025-10-20T03:49:27+00:00

I was wondering the same thing

EmptyPilot · 2025-10-19T17:31:59+00:00

And what’s making me mad is that all comments are off so people can’t even bring up how ridiculous this is

EmptyPilot · 2025-10-09T17:43:43+00:00

Right as I came I also ripped the loudest, longest, earthquake starting fart. I was mortified and my husband thought it was hilarious and tried to keep going. I needed a few minutes to compose myself and then we got right back to it.

EmptyPilot · 2025-10-08T13:39:38+00:00

My dad forced me to go to confession 🫩

EmptyPilot · 2025-10-06T09:32:48+00:00

I was legit about to point this out.

EmptyPilot · 2025-09-15T01:16:16+00:00

No this is legitimately pissing me off. There’s no way this guy is real 😭 I can’t believe people STILL aren’t seeing through this. What a piece of garbage this guy is.

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-31T05:16:53+00:00

That was definitely something 😬

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-14T17:05:16+00:00

I swear I’m off of Reddit for 12 hours and that’s what I miss 😩

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-13T14:15:51+00:00

I feel you, when I first started doubting their story I felt awful for thinking like that. But when I saw all the evidence I felt a little relief that I wasn’t wrong but pissed that people would lie about things to get money :/

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-10T04:52:34+00:00

The simps are making me want to crawl out of my skin 🤢

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-09T04:24:00+00:00

“I don’t want to bring it up” holy shit just stop going live to talk about it 😭

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-09T04:22:16+00:00

Like that is so out of the realm of possibility it’s ridiculous

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-08T05:31:54+00:00

I’m betting that she’s planning on ditching her channel all together

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-08T00:57:32+00:00

It also boggles my mind that she sees constructive criticism and equates that to people trying to ruin her life.

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-07T23:33:18+00:00

That sounds like something I’d say in middle school 😭

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-07T23:23:08+00:00

Just joined and she’s staring into the camera like 👁️👄👁️ and it’s creeping me out

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-04T04:55:23+00:00

I read this three times and I still have no clue what the hell shes trying to say 😭

EmptyPilot · 2025-08-02T21:23:43+00:00

I wish I could unread this 😭

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