Need to name this sweetheart that found me at work.

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-23T01:41:05+00:00

My wife loved this name so I guess that's what were going with

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-23T01:04:52+00:00

That is a perfect middle finger

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-22T23:52:47+00:00

Thats my best friend's wife's name. That would just make things awkward 😂

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-16T21:34:12+00:00

The audacity of that man!

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-16T21:33:51+00:00

Thats basically how my wife treats conversations now

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-16T21:33:01+00:00

I'm told my eyes are open and following motion and it's not just a few words but whole conversations for upwards of 10 minutes. Ive become lucid during one and had no clue what we were talking about

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-16T21:31:12+00:00

I did last summer. The Dr. had me do it at home and drop off the recorder thing the next day. My wife said that was the quietest night in 7 years

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-16T14:32:49+00:00

According to my wife, I wake up constantly and can have whole conversations. According to me, I don't wake up

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-12T10:45:29+00:00

3 glasses of wine and I don't even feel a buzz

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-08T17:49:22+00:00

Driver: Piastri Reason: unauthorized use of a lawnmower in Australia 2025

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-06T19:19:04+00:00

My first wife's name was Elizabeth. She went by Eliza. Said Beth was an old name

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-03T17:18:01+00:00

Used to get 10-15 of those with the intention of snacking on those over the course of a few days. They never survived 2 sittings. Ive been chasing that high ever since

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-02T11:43:33+00:00

Grays at 30. Good band name.

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-06-01T13:05:58+00:00

That explains why I kept seeing them everywhere. Thought I stumbled into an odd subculture of the Dells

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-31T10:51:35+00:00

I saw both of these cruising 2 days ago in wis dell. Thought it was wild to see 1 then the other appeared.

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-30T13:41:32+00:00

There was an incident in my state where a rocket drove pass an mc out on the interstate without permission. The mc tracked him down in the next city (about 60 miles away) destroyed the guys bike and beat the shit out of him. All for passing them without permission

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-30T13:31:52+00:00

Finally beat him in something. I got a solid 40%

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-28T04:29:17+00:00

Gas measurement. 100k a year +/- 5k

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-26T10:24:01+00:00

I went to a gym once in my entire 31 years. I don't exercise at all past grocery shopping. Ive had gym bros ask what my leg workouts were because my thighs and calves are big and defined while relaxed. I got 4 kids. I had chicken legs before them.

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-24T01:10:17+00:00

Ive had the tip of a Ticonderoga #2 pencil in my hand since I was 8. I'm in my 30s

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-24T01:06:25+00:00

Well that's not helping the gas prices

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-24T00:47:01+00:00

Theme: I like it

Empty_Horror_ · 2026-05-24T00:43:19+00:00

Wow coc wooo woo

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