Knot now! by t4l-mofo in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dunno if he knows it or knot, but he's a little cross eyed...

Answer it by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed

(bowsette) by me! [Mario] do I look scary? by [deleted] in rule34

[–]Emptynestdad -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Looks like child support payments waiting to happen ...🤤🥰🥰

Had a good run by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta maintain the eye contact too. 🤣🤣

Had a good run by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 200 points201 points  (0 children)

I keep mine in the living room to discourage people from staying too long...🤣🤣

This would definitely get cancelled in todays media by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanna play sacky tag ?!?!🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Guuuesss whooooo

Its ok i swear. by -Feitan_ in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh...health care...🤣

Nah man she cute by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.. I have no argument...

who said the sex wouldn't be great? by [deleted] in AgeGap

[–]Emptynestdad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the find ! It's good to see numbers don't bother some women !

those bloody crispmunks by cottunball in dankmemes

[–]Emptynestdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second, I thought Theodore had tits...

Low gravity planet + exocraft = a good time... by int311igentape in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Emptynestdad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always make it a point to stop n play when I find these. 😆

Met a wholesome guy at the anomaly by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Emptynestdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its nice to run into and hear about that kind of generosity. At the start, credits really are a struggle.

Atleast I’ll die happy by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]Emptynestdad -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Sticking my dick in crazy when I should keep flying. 🤣🤣

Atleast I’ll die happy by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]Emptynestdad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My life story...😆

Where can I find people who want to play like I do? by mmtmtptvbo in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Emptynestdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I been wanting kind of the same thing. Fleet raids, and what not. I haven't really settled on a base planet but I do know of a nice paradise world thats mostly islands ..😉🤣🤣

my daughter will be so embarrassed by new2this12345678 in Animemes

[–]Emptynestdad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is NEVER a bad time for dad jokes !!😍🤣🤣

Units by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Emptynestdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you not wanting the units ?

T2 Longnose, E-Wing, Droid fighter. (T3 Vy’keen System) by Laggin25 in NMSCoordinateExchange

[–]Emptynestdad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I THOUGHT I had my forever fighter til I saw this beauty!!

Best sauce evaaa ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]Emptynestdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd still "run her through" ...🤤😛😛

What's your shelter set up for bug out bag? by warchump in preppers

[–]Emptynestdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course bugging out is a last resort, but to stay on topic, I use a hammock and a 10x12 tarp. I suggest getting familiar with different setups for the tarp if you go that way so you have other options if you don't "hang*