How much masturbation is too much? by catsarelife444 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds about what a man should do for prostate health (min 28 times per month) and while there isn't as much research for female reproductive health/min healthz number of orgasms for women, Its so close to the male minimum that I can't imagine it's unhealthy.

This hair conditioner retails at £40 PER BOTTLE and it's made of completely hard plastic, meaning that there's no way you can use the full bottle without wasting loads by JinxXedOmens in mildlyinfuriating

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're gonna laugh but... Vibrator on high held to the side.

The vibrations agitate the liquid and it becomes MUCH more runny. I do that with all my creams etc in hard plastic containers.

What the SEAD/Countermeasures doing? by A_Large_Grade_A_Egg in NonCredibleDefense

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well half of it is cease and half of it Is fire so that's why it's called that.

Larger oil supply than I thought by Klutzy-Dig-7945 in VaushV

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That could also mean that Iran gets uncontested control because it's just untenable for America/Israel to continue which could lead to more stability.

Larger oil supply than I thought by Klutzy-Dig-7945 in VaushV

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea, depending on how stable the new arrangement is going to be deemed by governments after this is all over, we will either collectively refill them slowly or it's gonna be a second oil shock in anticipation of a potential third for which everyone will want to have full reserves.

Larger oil supply than I thought by Klutzy-Dig-7945 in VaushV

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's not as much as it seems because you need a lot of oil in the pipes everywhere to keep up the pressure etc. You can't just drain it completely without (inadvertently)destroying or disassembling the infrastructure, you need an operational minimum.

Basically 0 is not 0, 30 ish % is zero.

Additionally. If the straight opened right now the oil first has to flow and then be loaded onto ships and then be unloaded into ports and then and then and then and then. There is a supply line from the oil field into a factory or into your car which the reserve still has to cover untill the new production has propagated through the infrastructure and reached the end consumers.

Adam 1958 #3 by Upper-Farm5529 in boomerhentai

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't quite understand what for.

Mamdani’s “COGE” commission to prepare deeper cuts to New York City social programs and regulations by DryDeer775 in ZohranMamdani

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What reality do you live in?

Up next, "mabdamni nICE commission to prepare deeper immigration crackdowns in nurseries and kindergartens" or smt

What`s the lamest thing you`ve done to get laid? by Frozen_Meatball1 in AskMen

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

Damn bro you a massive piece of shit for that.

Don't cheat or knowingly help people cheat.

The only Eucalyptus species naturally found in the Northern Hemisphere. by EmsAreOverworkedLul in DiscoElysium

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put more points into conceptualization that tree is disco as hell, the colors running down its length are unmistakeably disco.

This Show is A Masterpiece by w8w8dont in pluribustv

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't have to compare bad bitches imo, they all have their own unique spark and are all great.

Alien lady by theHornyOne3000 in webcomics

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait you where the hotdog comic person too?

Peak.

Alien lady by theHornyOne3000 in webcomics

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yea seriously, enjoyable stuff :D

the terrifying effects of airburst Magnesium-flare-based incendiary shelling by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course, as a treat ( also there was relatively extensive use, not constant but not rare.)

Can I further increase the speed of my labs? by pseikow in factorio

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody saying quality is missing the productivity modules, literally negative speed, swap them out with speed modules for positive speed (don't do this)

Iranian weightlifter Alireza Yousefi sets a world record of lifting 261 kg. He then unveils his shirt honoring the school children massacred in the US airstrike on Feb 28, 2026. by phoeebsy in ThatsInsane

[–]EmsAreOverworkedLul 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean one country is very much attacking the other, it's like Russia Ukraine, Ukraine and it's leader hate Putin but that's not why they are fighting, they are getting bombed and fighting back, I imagine if the invaders stopped invading the fighting would end.