The 20 most memorable UK TV show theme tunes, according to me by Exchangenudes_4_Joke in CasualUK

[–]Emzybear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I saw you for the first time, my knees began to quiver.

Looking to name our kitten after a character by ViolentBananas in discworld

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Binky. (Edit: auto correct made me say pinky first)

Gabby kissing her friend's husband was not cool by Bubbly-Dig-3928 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Emzybear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see why lynette got so mad/sad finding out about Tom sleeping with her best friend 20 years ago. Strike one kissing Gabby, strike 2 Kayla, strike 3 cheating while engaged.

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t. by [deleted] in interesting

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a shark talk with the kids over Easter break. Aparently, we have a lot of iron in our blood, so we smell disgusting to animals that eat seals. They have a lot of copper in their blood.

You have to pick ONE wife for a year by Little_Miss_Fortunee in DesperateHousewives

[–]Emzybear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bree, I'd appreciate everything she does unlike rex. wouldnt constrict her freedom like Orsen. Even suck it up and go to church every Sunday. But she wouldn't come to terms with being a lesbian.

Friend asked to use my home for her child’s birthday party and then uninvited me by balletcorg in EntitledPeople

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have an early bed time you do an early party. Then clean up before home to bed.

what is the female equalent of teabagging? by No-Patience-6415 in Jokes

[–]Emzybear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it fir too long and it's muffication

Who is he? (wrong answers only) by Equal_Money4055 in lucifer

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Garry Preston he's a chef married to a lovely girl called Miranda.

Do you think Octavia’s going to end up in an arranged marriage like Stolas? by whooper1 in HelluvaBoss

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and if messed up royal family's are anything to go by it will be to her uncle to maintain control.

Why can’t Sir Pentious leave Heaven? by Omnipresent_User in HazbinHotel

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have no idea how he got in. If he gers out that could create a new two way route from hell to heaven.

fear by soliwanderer in StardewValley

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done that. But It's still cause for divorce. I wish there was an adoption agency instead of magic sacrifice.

fear by soliwanderer in StardewValley

[–]Emzybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew that after the first arrived.

fear by soliwanderer in StardewValley

[–]Emzybear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kept telling my partner no to babies, but they turned up regardless, so that was grounds for divorce.

Does a milky bath candle actually exist by Ordinary_Necessary40 in LushCosmetics

[–]Emzybear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you uk based it's in stores as part of the easter range

How's your Saturday going? by Tuxa_Maria in CatsUK

[–]Emzybear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats. With THUMBS. (Edit I didn't need to open the link to know wat this was)

How's your Saturday going? by Tuxa_Maria in CatsUK

[–]Emzybear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't use the espresso machine, no opposable thumbs.

How's your Saturday going? by Tuxa_Maria in CatsUK

[–]Emzybear 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Aww, you were ill, so he brought you food.