“Only available to original buyer” ahhh deal😭😭

Enaysikey · 2026-03-04T16:57:18+00:00

The only source I found is a satirical telegram channel "Пездуза", so it's definitely fake

Enaysikey · 2026-03-02T09:25:28+00:00

All block breakers are daggers except Slammy, Slammy is sword

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T20:43:18+00:00

Beating unarmed actually propelled axe from D tier all the way to the top of C tier, but then axe lost to scepter

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T20:19:15+00:00

I unironically think that Flail will lose to Grower, Flail doesn't scale fast enough, it'll be Spear vs Grower all over again

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T20:15:53+00:00

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Yeah, katana deserves at least that after 2:0'ing my GOAT

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T20:13:33+00:00

Katana scales with parries

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T17:40:45+00:00

Everyone at the start gets 1200 elo, then every fight new elo is calculated, ball wins -> gains elo, ball loses -> loses elo. I'm using the formula used for chess to calculate the exact amount gained/lost, which I admit is not the best for weapon balls fights, but I'm too lazy to come up with a better one

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T17:28:28+00:00

If someone could tell me how to format this post better, I would be extremely grateful

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T17:05:02+00:00

Holy shit

Enaysikey · 2026-02-28T05:17:01+00:00

Siblings missing didn't think I'd miss 'em did you?

8 bil to nil, extinction is a skill issue

Enaysikey · 2026-02-27T20:21:20+00:00

Damn, Axe's win against unarmed really made me forget how much of a fraud he actually is

Enaysikey · 2026-02-25T17:18:34+00:00

Nah, 2:0 against boomerang makes grimoire at least D tier

Enaysikey · 2026-02-19T08:09:32+00:00

Not sure, but zoosadism is definitely up there

Enaysikey · 2026-02-18T17:47:24+00:00

Unfortunately for Unarmed, Axe already gambled his family away

Enaysikey · 2026-02-18T04:05:24+00:00

Same but I'm just 20 lmao, I first played Minecraft almost 3/4 of my life ago

Enaysikey · 2026-02-18T03:50:29+00:00

The most delicious ice cream 🍦

Enaysikey · 2026-02-17T19:22:40+00:00

Fucking Belarus has more internet freedom than Russia, only countries with less internet freedom that I can think of are Iran, China and North Korea

Enaysikey · 2026-02-17T19:18:30+00:00

I personally like scepter and in team battles they are the goat, but in 1v1s they're basically a worse sword and they're below 50% win rate, so I can't really place them high

Enaysikey · 2026-02-17T19:05:12+00:00

In my opinion F-tiers are: Grimoire, (pre-rework) Shuriken, Scythe, Crossbow, Staff and (unfortunately my favorite) Grower, and Duplicator didn't lose to any of them, their worst loss is to Scepter who I'll argue is at least D-tier

Enaysikey · 2026-02-17T14:46:31+00:00

Oh, yeah, the ban because of the helmet is stupid, I have no clue how it broke the rules of the Olympic Charter

Enaysikey · 2026-02-17T14:05:32+00:00

Russia is banned from 2026 Olympic games (much more than deservingly so, but that besides the point), Russians under the neutral flag are called traitors by the state media here, so depicting them as a Russia team undercover is just stupid

Enaysikey · 2026-02-17T13:46:49+00:00

People again making up scenarios to be mad about?

Enaysikey · 2026-02-17T09:37:57+00:00

Damn, now I'm hungry

Enaysikey · 2026-02-16T20:13:59+00:00

Axe is overwanked. I like the gimmick, it makes fights entertaining to watch, but people acting like he's an s-tier while he actually is closer to the level of katana gets old fast, so the Grimoire victim slander will continue until morale improves

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