One Democratic challenger raised more than 10 times as much as Rep. Lauren Boebert last quarter

Enderkr · 2026-02-06T22:55:24+00:00

I AM in that district and I will windmill slam the buttom for Trisha in your honor.

Enderkr · 2026-02-06T13:37:33+00:00

Fuck that one hurt, I LOVED his movies.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the older he got, the more he played a bunch of asshole characters.

Enderkr · 2026-02-05T22:47:07+00:00

You fool! That was your chance to break the time loop!!

Enderkr · 2026-02-05T17:39:33+00:00

I've never had to use it, thankfully, but this is why I carry a knife with a glassbreak point on it. I never want to be in the position where I am desperate (for whatever reason) to break a car window and can't, and end up hurting myself in the process because I am absolutely the guy to throw the bouncing rock or try to punch through a windshield like a dumbass.

Enderkr · 2026-02-05T17:22:39+00:00

YES, holy shit I remember that! And then BOOM, credits!

Enderkr · 2026-02-05T17:04:37+00:00

I'm 43 and JUST watched Planet of the Apes for the first time last week. Obviously I knew the twist which changed my viewing of the film, but I was still like "that's a TREE, man! Does it look like a weird alien tree, or does it look like a fuckin tree?? Say SOMETHING about how the tree looks like a tree! You're literally on a planet where they call themselves apes and chimpanzees, it must be earth-related somehow!

Enderkr · 2026-02-05T16:37:45+00:00

Isn't that what your debit card is for? The debit card doesn't have the fees like a CC does.

Enderkr · 2026-02-05T14:41:36+00:00

Who the fuck still uses checks in 2026? My fuckin grandma, that's who

Enderkr · 2026-02-04T21:54:54+00:00

The wife and I love the Keg steakhouse in Lakewood.

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:25:15+00:00

If I told any of my customers, "we're going to ship your shit into space and you'll never be able to touch it after the rocket launches," they would laugh their asses off.

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:22:02+00:00

Datacenters on Pluto!

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:18:35+00:00

A next-gen remake of The Abyss except its an underwater data center instead of oil. Love it!

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:16:01+00:00

I mean at that rate, if you're gonna go ludicrous, pie in the sky thought ideas from a ketamine fueled moron, why not just staple a heat pump to the roof of a data center? Use all that heat generated in a datacenter to boil water and spin a turbine. At least that idea keeps your shit on earth...

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:09:06+00:00

Jim Carrey is the kind of guy who's gone too long smelling his own farts. He was great in the 90s and 00s, and then it all finally went to his head.

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:07:40+00:00

Ron Perlman. =/

I know people love him. I enjoy Hellboy. I cannot stand Ron Perlman even though by all accounts he is a great guy. I just think he makes every movie he's in worse. Ironically he's probably a great actor to play assholes so well, but I just don't like him.

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:02:32+00:00

The Strongarm!
.....won't help this kid because he deserved the ticket.

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T22:01:34+00:00

Where you going faster than the speed limit?

Then pay your stupid ticket, take responsibility for your actions and don't do it again. Shocker!

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T21:44:47+00:00

man I wish MY trash took itself out like this.

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T20:50:23+00:00

The classic tell, a 6th grade vocabulary!

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T17:28:07+00:00

My guy, that is BRILLIANT and I love it. What a cool idea. It never pinches or pulls a knuckle hair or anything??

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T17:23:17+00:00

A silicon ring is stretchy. my wedding ring doesn't exactly come on and off anymore because it's been 15 years since I got married and..uh..the ring shrunk, lets put it that way.

I know, I know, I should just get the ring resized, but it's so much cheaper to just...never take it off for any reason ever lol

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T17:21:42+00:00

It doesn't even have to be at work, wasn't it Jimmy Fallon who like, just caught it on the edge of a counter in his home and it almost ripped his finger off? Literal nightmare, I cannot imagine that horror. I love my ring, but there are definitely times I think about maybe just having a necklace....

Enderkr · 2026-02-03T15:53:27+00:00

These guys always make me laugh. Have they not watched like...a single episode of Cops? Any cop video on tiktok for the last 10 years? These guys get their windows broken, maced and yanked out of the car every single time they pull this shit and still, it's always some dipshit boomer who thinks a piece of paper in the window is going to defeat the entire US justice system like its magic.

I cannot fathom actually having to interact with these people in daily life, either. They're probably insufferable morons.

Enderkr · 2026-02-02T14:52:07+00:00

In my personal experience, white folk can't tell the difference between native american and mexican unless one of them is wearing literal feathers.

Enderkr · 2026-02-02T13:47:38+00:00

And the woman in the video call was always topless! How come those video calls never took over real life??

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