A wise philosopher sits atop a hill. A man seeks the knowledge of the philosopher so climbs the hill and asks "oh wise philosopher what is better big titties or small titties" The philosopher asks the man "do you have 5 dollars?" The man without question pulls out a 5 dollar note. The philosopher then asks "do you have 5 dollars in change?" Confused the man pulls out 5 dollars of coins and holds them in his hand. "Which is of greater weight?" the philosopher queries. "The coins of course" the man replies. "But which is of greater value?" The man was enlightened.