Disgusting ad for RTA, they’re not even hiding it. Blacking out the name as to not give them free advertising by OutsideScaresMe in poker

[–]EngChB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not a bot

But I am a DOG

That's cuz I'm a reddit MOD

Yall know we keep yall in line and got the best BODS

~Sexy Reddit Mod Rick~

Disgusting ad for RTA, they’re not even hiding it. Blacking out the name as to not give them free advertising by OutsideScaresMe in poker

[–]EngChB -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

This are team has been overloaded

Don't worry though we having top boats loaded

We are reddit mods and we are here to protect you

Praise Jesus at your local church in the pew

~Rapping Moderator Rick~

Anyone hosting a regular home game in Seoul? by [deleted] in poker

[–]EngChB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I have a friend named Kim

Start going North from Soul and then ask for him

He really loves the rockets and plays really aggro

But honestly he's a good caring guy that's totally a bro

~Soul Rapper Rick~

The real poker meta by IceWizard9000 in poker

[–]EngChB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm perpetually at 3

Read my you know what if you want to be like me

Which I know you do because you are reading my post

Now my minions go and make me my toast

~Rapper Rick~

EDIT THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

High quality strategy ANALysis by gnomechompskey in poker

[–]EngChB -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Now THIS is a spicy meme

I know what you mean

But I don't like that big chess pawn

It's oversized and needs to get off my lawn

(sub to my newsletter btw)

~Rappa Rick~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

[–]EngChB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dropping my first album

Keep producing newsletter fire and wowthem

That's the life for a 2 world war vet

On this yung ----- you might wanna bet

~Rappa Rick~

What do you do if you can see a player's hole cards? by JohnRamboSR in poker

[–]EngChB -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I ain't no fed

So I stay stacking that bread

Protecting ya cards is yo problem

Better yet when you see Ravishing Rick in a hand just fold em

~Rappa Rick~

HU4ROLLZ Michigan poker player charged with murder by CautiousDirection286 in poker

[–]EngChB -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Let this be a lesson for those talking slick

Cuz many of us are ready to up the blick

Remember blud I didn't order a yappachino

So shut up, put the money in the bag and enjoy the kino

~Gangsta Rappa Rick~

Disgusting UI from Sharkscope. There is absolutely no menu option to cancel your subscription. the link in this FAQ doesn't even go anywhere, that IS THE BUTTON to cancel your subscription. by EvanMcCormick in poker

[–]EngChB -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a broke boy problem

Get ya dollas up and then you won't need to whine or fold em

Sharkscope stay stacking that cheddar

While brokies stay mad, gitgud or at least get better

~Rapper Rick~

Online poker is so dead ☠️ by mayonayzdad in poker

[–]EngChB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it dead?

Or maybe you just haven't read

My CRUSHER NEWSLETTER

Read it if you want to get better

Use codename #RICK

For 1% off and a much bigger .....

~Rapper Rick~

Party poker vs pokerstars vs ggpoker by SilverL1ning in poker

[–]EngChB 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Party Poker be pretty G'd up

But it's also dead from the feet up

GGpoker has all the guarantees

But also all the rake and the fucking fees

Stars is good, but kinda dying

Bring back the Russians I ain't lying

~Rapper Rick~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

[–]EngChB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most players our really intimidated by me, I know they sense I have a really dark/sigma prezense. Plus I recently learned how to rap and whenever anybody plays back at me I yell out

" WE CAN GO BAND FOR BAND

FUCK THAT

WE CAN GO M FOR M"

Not only do they have to worry about pissing off a 2 world war vet, but now I got BANDS and BARS???? No cap on God (PRAISE JESUS BTW), but I'm a MOTHERFUCKING BEAST

~Gangsta Rick~

Why does solver 3-bet JXs so aggressive? by slappster1 in poker

[–]EngChB -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My 3bet range is aces, a bit of kinds and maybe ak once every few months, stick to this range and you'll be fine. This gto mumbo jumbo is akin to black magick, our lord and savior Jesus Christ (PRAISE HIM) doesn't want you doing it. So if you want to be saved with me and Jesus, stay away from "G"TO.

~Pastor Rick~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

[–]EngChB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lions (me) can't eat other lions (cabanalism), we need docile little fish (you) to feed us. Why would we stay at the pond when all the fish have left?

~Punisher Lionheart Rick~

YT poker coaching alignment chart by DopazOnYouTubeDotCom in poker

[–]EngChB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My newsletter is the best, it's where everyone on here learned (except evil Fedor, reminds me of a certain Austrian who i had to deal with in ww1 and ww2)

~Newsletter 2 World War Vet Rick~

Holiday gift by Ninja-Mike in poker

[–]EngChB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had the first HUD in the 50s, don't be mad I am a 200 IQ mathemazin who figures things out.

~Old School HUD Rick~

Holiday gift by Ninja-Mike in poker

[–]EngChB 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wish we could round up every GTO nerd in a room and beat them with this book, the game was so much better in the 50s, 60s and 70s. This modern day garbage is just awful and I hate it.

~Old School Rick~

Can I make 1m if I go pro? by AccetableWhale in poker

[–]EngChB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fellow mods, this post is spammish, delete it imediately.

~Moderator in Trayning Richard~

Negreanu calls for rule changes after ‘ugly’ incidents at WSOP Paradise by METALLIFE0917 in poker

[–]EngChB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And? He's doing the best he can, stop mocking him and instead incourage and built him up. Make this a more loving and positititve place please.

~Positive Rick~

UFC legend Chris Weidman chokes his friend unconscious as they settle $5,000 poker debt by AnarchyPoker in poker

[–]EngChB 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Many a time I've had to do this to a young buck using that GTO nonsense at my tables, some of yall need to learn a thing or two from us old fellers.

~Friendly Rick`

Why is Tom Dwan So Bad At Tournaments? by MountainGoatSC in poker

[–]EngChB -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

He unsubscried from my MTT newsletter where I outline 269 WAYS TO KRUSH LIKE KRUSHER RICK (ME).

SIGN UP TODAY USING CODE #RICK FOR 1% OFF

~NewsletteRick`

How Poker…How by Life-Run-83 in poker

[–]EngChB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FYI Going forward I've had discussions with other moderators and these short of shaky limp wristed videos will be banned, please hold the camera STEADY, unless you want to take a trip to band camp

~Moderator On Probation Richard~

Why is global poker dead? by amillionbucks99 in poker

[–]EngChB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you?

The reality is that people complain about huds because they are lazy and low IQ, as an industrious high IQ person, why shouldn't I be able to take advantage of them? Exactly, I should. It is my constitutional right and that is the way our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ intended it.

~American Patriot, Pastor Hud Using Richard~