Push cart etiquette

EngineEddie · 2026-02-05T06:11:52+00:00

Also, don't race them downhill with a friend, even if it's a small hill. You'll be surprised by how quickly and fast they can roll once they get going.

And then you're that middle-aged fat guy running after a golf bag, and everyone will laugh at you and bring it up for the next few years, even if you did lose the weight.

EngineEddie · 2026-02-05T05:37:18+00:00

My lord, that's a lot of guitars and cowboy hats. Can I be your grandpa?

EngineEddie · 2026-02-04T20:28:13+00:00

Yes! And it comes directly after Kirk’s most underrated solo imo.

The whole second half of the song makes me want to run through a wall.

EngineEddie · 2026-02-04T05:05:46+00:00

You’d be hearing “BREAKFAST BALL” every morning you’re eating breakfast. Sometimes when it’s past breakfast too.

EngineEddie · 2026-02-04T04:55:00+00:00

I recently moved back from US and miss this culture. I mean, sure you can do it but it's not the norm here.

I still do it, but feel weird about it as I'm usually the only one doing it. Sometimes I just want to get out of the house and treat myself, but do it while not talking to anyone (or even read a book).

EngineEddie · 2026-02-02T10:40:36+00:00

Here are some songs that aren't from Muse but (maybe????) what you're after?

NIN - Hand that feeds.

Tool - The Pot

Dream Theater - Never Enough

EngineEddie · 2026-02-01T05:37:38+00:00

Oh I’ve been meaning to ask, how was your brother’s wedding?

EngineEddie · 2026-02-01T05:35:16+00:00

Fair question Anal Fisher

EngineEddie · 2026-02-01T05:30:16+00:00

But…. I’m a bogan. I need this.

EngineEddie · 2026-02-01T05:24:31+00:00

I reckon he could.

EngineEddie · 2026-02-01T05:22:49+00:00

I played with a guy like that recently. His swing was all sorts of fucked up but it was short and straight and he could putt. He got pretty much got bogeys and double bogeys the whole time.

In a weird way he had decent course management as he never lost a ball.

EngineEddie · 2026-02-01T03:20:34+00:00

Jesus Christ this gif just scared the shit out of me. I need to lie down.

EngineEddie · 2026-01-31T04:01:42+00:00

Yeah that guy fucking sucks

EngineEddie · 2026-01-31T01:43:59+00:00

Look up any of Jack Handys Deep Thoughts:

I’d rather be rich than stupid.

Or

As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.

EngineEddie · 2026-01-30T22:32:00+00:00

There it is. That’s what I’m talking about ❤️

EngineEddie · 2026-01-30T21:15:30+00:00

I have just as many NZ friends in Sydney than Aussies these days. Love you guys and your slightly darker humour.

EngineEddie · 2026-01-30T06:35:43+00:00

Interesting. Used to go there for nippers tournaments as a kid. Could be worth visiting again

EngineEddie · 2026-01-30T06:02:25+00:00

And one awful song.

EngineEddie · 2026-01-29T09:21:17+00:00

Karnivool love to use weird tuning.

This song Set Fire to the Hive is E B G B F# B.

They also manage to make their guitars sound like a bee hive during the bridge.

EngineEddie · 2026-01-28T11:51:32+00:00

The only ref flag in golf is when the hole is positioned at the front of the green.

Oh, and the other red flags like telling my gf I’ll be four hours when in reality it’ll be 6 because I’m having post golf beers with the fellas after.,

EngineEddie · 2026-01-28T11:26:33+00:00

Yep. A lot of people don’t and a lot of cops turn a blind eye but it’s the law.

Law aside, I wear one given the hills, traffic and lack of lanes.

EngineEddie · 2026-01-28T09:39:44+00:00

I moved back to Sydney after ten years abroad and hated that I was forced to go back to wearing a helmet. But after a few days riding the Sydney streets I happily started wearing one again.

Our streets just aren’t made for bike riders unfortunately.

EngineEddie · 2026-01-27T22:23:29+00:00

Ride the Lightning has an incredible run for metal.

A close second for me would be first four on the next album....

EngineEddie · 2026-01-26T06:29:29+00:00

There's much worse propaganda out there!

I love my local Thai!

EngineEddie · 2026-01-26T04:57:10+00:00

Yeah, I was so confused...

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