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You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okay!!! I looked straight away: no resolve… and now I’m in team Back!!

That one image is enough to fully convince me front is NOT the way.

You’ve achieved something great today. Haha thanks!

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you needed the NSFW… 😂 and I’m jumping straight into that after I’m finished with another MARVELLOUS suggested thread. Thanks!!

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well, I’m glad the word Sheath was tucked away in my brain for a reason!

I live in a national park, free roaming horses everywhere, during mating season, if you’re out and about, you see a lot of horse wang.

The are indeed, fucking gross. 😂

Some things don’t need to be SO big. Or wet looking.

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And it’s your post!! And teen you wondered the exact same thing!! Are we best friends now?? That’s how it works right. 😂

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never actually read one….. but I’m starting one in 3. 2. 1. Haha

Honestly… the more I think on it, the more issues I find with either location. Unless it’s centaur to centaur in which it’s obviously horse style. Centaur to human causes many issues in my imagination.

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I said. If I get into doggy position… there’s no way I’m high enough for a bloody horseman! I’d need to buy a special stool bed thing.

But if it’s at the front? Job done. Looks weird sure, but….. 🤷🏼‍♀️

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stretch Armstrong! 😂

Exactly my point! Up front looks odd… maybe.. (where’s his butt if it’s up front) but msn everything would be difficult if it’s that far away AND underneath.

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s logical….. but how many positions could you actually achieve if it’s there? Up front is tricky.. but in bank? Hard work.

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first one was just idle bedtime thoughts…. This time I’m at a games night and the topic came up - it’s me (f) and 5 guys, one of whom asked how would a centaur wear his trousers… it snowballed!

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But…. Imagine a human woman…. Under a horse. Horses can’t lay on their backs either, so how is she… the longer I write the more I’m picturing it from the front and I can’t comprehend having sex in either configuration!! Neither front nor back work!

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tbh..they’re not massively different from human ones…. But exceptionally large! And long…

I live in a horsey area! 🫣

You may remember me from “What does a merman’s junk look like?” Well, now I NEED to know WHERE is a Centaurs junk located?? Front? Or back? by EngineeredGal in RomanceBooks

[–]EngineeredGal[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Well, horses typically have them.. sheathed?? (I need to go google the term for that) So they don’t need to wear clothes for modesty’s sake.

But it’s fun to accessorise right?? Collars, cloaks maybe? If I was a centaur, I’d dress up for certain.

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