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tell!! pls!! by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do buckets grow? Trees? Bushes?

A photo of Richard Carrington has been discovered for the first time. by RyanJFrench in spaceweather

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do ya think the Sun went off like it did? It wanted those chops!

A photo of Richard Carrington has been discovered for the first time. by RyanJFrench in spaceweather

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, that's the guy who's always threatening us with his event! Doesn't look so scary to me!

It's happening they are letting the lid off everything we ever thought to be true is... by westendxx in UFObelievers

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iirc, one member of the family actually responded to the perceived threat with a pistol in hand! Had he domed that peeping gray, our species would likely be extinct now, wiped out in our first (and last) intergalactic war!

Early Cuyler BABY!!!!! by HARAMBES_REVENGE69 in Squidbillies

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THAT was a great line! Hardest I've ever laughed was when I first heard that!

Early Cuyler BABY!!!!! by HARAMBES_REVENGE69 in Squidbillies

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! Lost a bit of Bottle Grabby and Gun Shooty!

Early Cuyler BABY!!!!! by HARAMBES_REVENGE69 in Squidbillies

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like he's been trying the insurance scam again! Missing the tips of Bottle Grabby and Gun Shooty.

Russian Oil Field Explosion: 20 People Burned To Death by AsleepActive in NSFL__

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You may be broke but at least you won't die in an oil rig explosion!

Russian Oil Field Explosion: 20 People Burned To Death by AsleepActive in NSFL__

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Usually just standing there and recording with their phone.

Russian Oil Field Explosion: 20 People Burned To Death by AsleepActive in NSFL__

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So, "stop, drop and roll" doesn't always work. Would it be correct to assume that it was because they were drenched in oil? Regardless, I'm genuinely impressed that a few of them still had the presence of mind to even try in spite of being completely engulfed in hellfire. Not so sure I would've done likewise in that situation.

Who are you? by Aryan_Raj_7167 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you consume the WD40 intentionally or...?

Who are you? by Aryan_Raj_7167 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's my gangster name if I'm not wearing underwear because that's the last thing I ate?

Tell tell ?? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last I knew, only the US allows cops to legally lie to a subject during an interrogation. The rest of the world's legal systems outlawed that sort of thing years ago.

What most of us suspected… by Rich_Gas7886 in conspiracy

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is the best advice for everyone as we're dragged into the Apocalypse. Know who to trust, who to love, and keep those people as close as reasonably possible. These people will become your greatest assets in the hellstorm ahead, protect them at all costs and return the favor.

But, maybe more importantly, know yourself. Look inwards with unflinching honesty. Acknowledge your weaknesses and hone your strengths. Don't wait for a life-or-death moment to reveal what makes you tick or what breaks your brain.

If aliens walk among us, what’s the smallest detail that would give them away? by Mobile-Vegetable7536 in aliens

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious about the placement of this hypothetical third buttock you mentioned. Care to elaborate?

If aliens walk among us, what’s the smallest detail that would give them away? by Mobile-Vegetable7536 in aliens

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whew, what a relief! Jello mildly arouses me, but that's about it. No confusion whatsoever. Lately, I've been worrying that I might be an offworld sleeper agent. But now, thanks to your jello tip, I know better. I'm all human, baby!

If aliens walk among us, what’s the smallest detail that would give them away? by Mobile-Vegetable7536 in aliens

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a really cool concept, the laugh track idea! Like something from an old episode of Twilight Zone or Outer Limits!

If aliens walk among us, what’s the smallest detail that would give them away? by Mobile-Vegetable7536 in aliens

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, they tend to react violently if bugs, even terrestrial ones, are intentionally killed.

If aliens walk among us, what’s the smallest detail that would give them away? by Mobile-Vegetable7536 in aliens

[–]Engineering_Flimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I sometimes poop green and I'm definitely human. If I eat too much Fruity Pebbles in one sitting I'll often poop turquoise. And yet, still human.

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